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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
I'm humbled (ahem, cough, narcissistically proud) to say that I am the chosen one. Emma has granted me the blessing (cough, privilege) of seeing the irrefutable evidence of her realness. She has given me the unction through my bro, Rob, who is also one in her, but also one in his own. I am (high brow)... Emma's prophet. 

I have seen the evidence. Enough evidence. I can't tell you what it is, because you're not chosen, and you wouldn't understand. It's my own personal experience. You must believe me, though. If you don't, you're missing out. If you do, you don't risk anything. Have faith. She's beautiful! She's also kind and warm. Witty. Generous. She's Rob's wife. 

As the chosen one, I'm here to serve the rest of you commoners in humility. In other words, you must pay me and look up to me for being superior, chosen, and tell you all about her beauty. 

Humbled, thankful, and ever so blessed,
Your servant in Emma and Rob,
Holy Reverend (meaning you must revere me) Pope and Mother Superior (meaning I'm better) Ivy.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#2
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
Pffft! If she's real, show me the holes in her hands that I may stick my fingers in them.

That's from the bible I think.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
(June 24, 2016 at 9:10 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: Pffft! If she's real, show me the holes in her hands that I may stick my fingers in them.

That's from the bible I think.

She prefers not to be crucified. She's smart like that. Made the decision herself.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#4
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
I've seen her, too.

(He posted a picture of her somewhere in "Member's Photos" thread)
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
(June 24, 2016 at 9:32 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I've seen her, too.

(He posted a picture of her somewhere in "Member's Photos" thread)

That could have been anyone posing for a picture. My experience is unique. Obviously, because I'm special. I mean humble. I'm humble.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#6
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
Quote: I'm here to serve the rest of you commoners in humility.

Bring me a beer.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
(June 24, 2016 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: I'm here to serve the rest of you commoners in humility.

Bring me a beer.

You missed the next sentence.  Cool
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#8
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
Emma, Schemma, Foe Femma, banana, fana ...................
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#9
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
You may serve me.



A sandwich. It's what Emma would want.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
(June 24, 2016 at 10:29 pm)Spirian Wrote: You may serve me.



A sandwich. It's what Emma would want.

No. Emma has not whispered that into my head in my own voice.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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