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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 8:47 pm
I'm humbled (ahem, cough, narcissistically proud) to say that I am the chosen one. Emma has granted me the blessing (cough, privilege) of seeing the irrefutable evidence of her realness. She has given me the unction through my bro, Rob, who is also one in her, but also one in his own. I am (high brow)... Emma's prophet.
I have seen the evidence. Enough evidence. I can't tell you what it is, because you're not chosen, and you wouldn't understand. It's my own personal experience. You must believe me, though. If you don't, you're missing out. If you do, you don't risk anything. Have faith. She's beautiful! She's also kind and warm. Witty. Generous. She's Rob's wife.
As the chosen one, I'm here to serve the rest of you commoners in humility. In other words, you must pay me and look up to me for being superior, chosen, and tell you all about her beauty.
Humbled, thankful, and ever so blessed,
Your servant in Emma and Rob,
Holy Reverend (meaning you must revere me) Pope and Mother Superior (meaning I'm better) Ivy.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 9:10 pm
Pffft! If she's real, show me the holes in her hands that I may stick my fingers in them.
That's from the bible I think.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 9:13 pm
(June 24, 2016 at 9:10 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: Pffft! If she's real, show me the holes in her hands that I may stick my fingers in them.
That's from the bible I think.
She prefers not to be crucified. She's smart like that. Made the decision herself.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 9:32 pm
I've seen her, too.
(He posted a picture of her somewhere in "Member's Photos" thread)
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 9:42 pm
(June 24, 2016 at 9:32 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I've seen her, too.
(He posted a picture of her somewhere in "Member's Photos" thread)
That could have been anyone posing for a picture. My experience is unique. Obviously, because I'm special. I mean humble. I'm humble.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 9:43 pm
Quote: I'm here to serve the rest of you commoners in humility.
Bring me a beer.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 9:47 pm
(June 24, 2016 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote: I'm here to serve the rest of you commoners in humility.
Bring me a beer.
You missed the next sentence. 
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 10:24 pm
Emma, Schemma, Foe Femma, banana, fana ...................
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 10:29 pm
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You may serve me.
A sandwich. It's what Emma would want.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 10:36 pm
(June 24, 2016 at 10:29 pm)Spirian Wrote: You may serve me.
A sandwich. It's what Emma would want.
No. Emma has not whispered that into my head in my own voice.
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