(June 22, 2016 at 9:21 pm)Emjay Wrote:

(June 22, 2016 at 9:14 pm)madog Wrote: Problem is if I started rolling fags with the bible I'd become a chain smoker

Yeah well I smoke like a chimney and I'm always running out of papers... so this is the perfect solution for me 

Years ago I accidently smashed my glass bong and tried using bible pages to roll up a jay.
It doesn't work. Your spit holds it together until it dries out from the approaching ember and the cherry falls straight out.
I ended up poking a few holes in a coke can and smoking it through that.
The bible I used was palm sized so I ended up squeezing it under the door to be used as a door stop.

What angers me as an atheist?

* Intellectual Dishonesty *

Religious people apologizing for the barbaric nature of their Gods, rationalizing away all manner of barbaric evil, twisting morality into grotesque contortions to defend their indefensible positions.

Pat Robertson attributing sunami's and the tragic death of innocents to gay men screwing each other. Then people getting out their check books and enriching this ignorant skatophiliac.

The perfectly good plots of land that are taken up by churches mosques and other stupidity related buildings.

As an atheist one of the things that angers me the most is definitely without a doubt the heartburn I feel in my chest right now due to eating too many bananas.

As an atheist I am angered by people saying "just for FYI" but as a Kittencorn "irregardless" angers me more.

lol just for for your information

F'idiots.

I have this weird reaction to "FYI" being used in general simply because I have heard it used snarkily so many more times than non-snarkily... so my first reaction to it is a knee-jerk "Why are they being snarky...? Oh! They're not." response.

I only have this reaction as an atheist of course.

I hate "Irregardless" too.

I never heard "irregardless" until Matt Dilahunty from The Atheist Experience used it once by accident and instantly corrected himself, irked at himself for using such an appalling non-word.

It's....I hate it a lot. It makes me want to scratch out their eyes

(June 29, 2016 at 6:07 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: lol just for for your information

F'idiots.

I have this weird reaction to "FYI" being used in general simply because I have heard it used snarkily so many more times than non-snarkily... so my first reaction to it is a knee-jerk "Why are they being snarky...? Oh! They're not." response

I use fyi :<

There's nothing wrong with it I have an irrational knee jerk reaction to it where I instantly think it's meant snarkily... but then I quickly realize it wasn't.