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Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow

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Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
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Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 1:50 pm
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fr0d0 Offline
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Pretty smack on
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 2:12 pm
There's just no room for bacon-loving Jews there.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Damnit, it says I should be a Jehovahs witness. I dont understand:

Gods? none
Are you rich and insane? No
OOOHHH I FUCKING LOVE BACON!!!
Am I anoying? Yes
Do I believe underware is magical? No

I should be a jehovahs witness? How did that happen?
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I think you skipped across some lines Rev. I always had you down as the flitty type Smile
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 2:39 pm
It seems I should be a scientologist...
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 2:41 pm
(April 27, 2011 at 2:32 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: I think you skipped across some lines Rev. I always had you down as the flitty type Smile

Then me and you will get along just fine.

By the way, do you kiss your mother with that avatar?
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 4:45 pm
No no no... for that I use my other avatar...

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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 4:51 pm
It says I should be god.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Atheism is not a religion...




...I've said that a million times before haven't I?
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