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God is real!

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God is real!
Jehanne Away
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God is real!
August 21, 2016 at 10:24 pm
He is giving his thumbs-up:

[Image: sfc_con_temp_na.gif]


You damn unbelievers!  Can't you see the light (or temperature?!)
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RE: God is real!
August 21, 2016 at 10:26 pm
That's not god. That's Billy Mays.

Thanks Billy. We love you too.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#3
RE: God is real!
August 21, 2016 at 10:29 pm
Ahh... Good ol' Billy Mays.

He made infomercials interesting.
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RE: God is real!
August 21, 2016 at 10:30 pm
That's global warming, you silly theist.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: God is real!
August 21, 2016 at 10:43 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 10:24 pm)Jehanne Wrote: He is giving his thumbs-up:

[Image: sfc_con_temp_na.gif]


You damn unbelievers!  Can't you see the light (or temperature?!)
 
Is god flipping me off?

WELL FUCK YOU TOO BYATCH (god).

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RE: God is real!
August 22, 2016 at 6:34 am
I'm convinced now that if God was real, he would probably be American.
We know that Jesus was American. Just ask the Americans...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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