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Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 1:42 pm
Alrighty god.
Me: Give yourself up or get ready to get pwnd...
God: Fuck off science, don't touch my Universe again.
Me: Well you can't hide it from me.
God: Stfu bruh.
Me: Time to finish this once and for all...
God: You never disapproved me! Even in my other failed universe!
Me: You failed those universes because your a lazy dumbass who needs a clock work universe
God: Whatever, they couldn't handle my divinity.
Me: Without me you can't explain a clock work universe.
God: Mhmm, what about the beginning of the universe?
Me: What about the beginning of you?
God: Erm, eh... Don't question me.
Me: Yeah... Though so, I'll let you question me though. You won't ever get rid of me with your divinity mate.
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 1:43 pm
Creationism is only a thing in America. Maybe in some parts of the Third World also. So what's that all about?
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 1:57 pm
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Actually, we exported it awhile back, like meth.
Your welcome.
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 1:59 pm
Still not a fan of these kinds of posts...
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 2:04 pm
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(August 26, 2016 at 1:59 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Still not a fan of these kinds of posts...
Will if your not a fan, it must be gettin' pretty hot in there. With these heated posts and stuff.
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 2:06 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 1:57 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Actually, we exported it awhile back, like meth.
Your welcome.
Where to? Canada?
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 2:08 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 2:06 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: (August 26, 2016 at 1:57 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Actually, we exported it awhile back, like meth.
Your welcome.
Where to? Canada?
More like various African countries and other places missionaries go to.
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 2:09 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2016 at 2:11 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Most notably the UK, where they present this tail tucking retreat as a "retun home"....what with claiming the Victoria Institute as their point of ideological origin with more than a little bit of justification behind the claim.
Don't let that get in the way of the "only in america" narrative, though.....makes for a good story, and when it comes to a good story...facts are nothing more than a trifling inconvenience. 
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 2:41 pm
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(August 26, 2016 at 2:08 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: More like various African countries and other places missionaries go to.
Which, sadly, are still the Third World in the majority of cases.
(August 26, 2016 at 2:09 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Most notably the UK, where they present this tail tucking retreat as a "retun home"....what with claiming the Victoria Institute as their point of ideological origin with more than a little bit of justification behind the claim.
Yeah, but I don't get the impression of the UK giving half a shit over some nutjobs.
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RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 3:04 pm
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Is that the impression you get? Google it, the ID movement has been gaining ground in europe (yes, that includes the UK, lol) even as it loses steam in the US. Not giving half a shit about some nutjobs is probably the best tool the ID movement has in their arsenal. People sort of wave them away as an irrelevence without realizing that they're simply expressing the religious viewpoint of a great many people. The US doesn't have a monopoly on god botherers -or- scientific illiteracy.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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