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Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
#21
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
(September 13, 2016 at 2:49 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(September 13, 2016 at 11:04 am)Alex K Wrote: There must be some kind of misunderstanding. Alpha Centauri is many thousand times further away than the Sun

I think it highly possible that you may be right. Big difference between 6 million and 6 trillion.

My only excuse is that in school my math teacher was arrested as a cell leader in the notorious al Gebra movement. Our classroom was littered with weapons of math instruction and I got taken out by a stealth bomber disguised as a pop quiz. It was terrible.

Nice duck and cover.
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#22
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
Imdeed. A most excellent rebound. Clap
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#23
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
(September 13, 2016 at 2:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 13, 2016 at 2:49 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: I think it highly possible that you may be right. Big difference between 6 million and 6 trillion.

My only excuse is that in school my math teacher was arrested as a cell leader in the notorious al Gebra movement. Our classroom was littered with weapons of math instruction and I got taken out by a stealth bomber disguised as a pop quiz. It was terrible.

Nice duck and cover.
Beats hubris. And now I'll never be wrong about the speed of light again.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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#24
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
(September 13, 2016 at 3:29 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(September 13, 2016 at 2:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Nice duck and cover.
Beats hubris. And now I'll never be wrong about the speed of light again.

More importantly, the number of Suns Big Grin
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#25
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
If we want to be really pedantic, the answer is "because Earth didn't form around Alpha Centauri". Tongue
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#26
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
(September 13, 2016 at 3:38 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: If we want to be really pedantic, the answer is "because Earth didn't form around Alpha Centauri". Tongue

Maybe our Sun IS alpha centauri and vice versa, and we just call it Sun because we live there!

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#27
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
Aren't we technically 'in' the constellation of Cassiopeia, as seen from α Centauri? Something like that, anyway.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#28
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
Because "Alpha" Centauri is an asshole and thinks he's better than all the other stars.

Ol Sol is much more laid back and does not talk down to Earth.

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Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#29
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
If we suddenly had two suns, I'd start really believing in the force. I'm all for that.

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Life as a moisture farmer would suck, though.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#30
RE: Why Doesn't Earth Orbit alpha Centauri?
Hm, don't fancy sharing a neighbourhood with them Jawas. Cruising around in their Sandcrawlers all hours of the night.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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