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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 1:42 am
(September 24, 2016 at 1:38 am)Rhythm Wrote: (September 24, 2016 at 1:27 am)paulpablo Wrote: Good luck trying to use your blunt omnivore teeth with human bite power on a gorilla while he's thrashing around.
You're not giving your species proper credit. We use our blunt omnivore teeth to bite thrashing primates with regularity.......
@Ark...you -want- him dragging you, or a clone. That way he does all the work on getting your teeth nice and close. Fingers, wrist, under forearm. Nom nom nom nom.
Like a pack of puny langoliers...
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 2:30 am
I wonder if a running kick to the nuts would drop a male gorilla like it does a man?
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 2:31 am
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Probably not. We have over-sized and over-exposed genitalia relative to other primates. They also carry themselves differently. It would be difficult to connect with a running kick, their carriage (if you will) is held to the rear and downward side.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 2:35 am
(September 24, 2016 at 2:31 am)Rhythm Wrote: Probably not. We have over-sized and over-exposed genitalia relative to other primates.
Surely size is relative and sensory reception is simianly similar...
But cost to benefit ratio, it's going to be much unhappier with you either way.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 2:39 am
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(September 24, 2016 at 2:31 am)Rhythm Wrote: It would be difficult to connect with a running kick, their carriage (if you will) is held to the rear and downward side. Well you'd have one of your clone's do it from behind while you distract it of course. Then if it turns around to hulk smash the clone you nail him in the jolly rogers, rinse and repeat as necessary. Just kick him repeatedly in the nuts till he gives up. Works on nearly every man in TV commercials.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 2:42 am
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(September 24, 2016 at 2:39 am)Arkilogue Wrote: Just kick him repeatedly in the nuts till he gives up. Works on nearly every man in TV commercials.
IKR? Sharing time! I have a lot of kids. What that means for my nuts is that there hasn;t been a day in over a decade that they haven;t been kicked, stepped on, or otherwise abused. At some point it stops doing what it used to do. I can;t even remember when I stopped cringing or keeling over. I just know that when it happens, now....it just makes me fucking angry. Havent they been through enough, assholes? Hulk Smash! They're only alive because of my un-yeildingly inconvenient love for them. That and the fact that the wife would gut me in my sleep. Otherwise, me and those heathens would have scores to settle.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 2:44 am
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(September 24, 2016 at 2:42 am)Rhythm Wrote: (September 24, 2016 at 2:39 am)Arkilogue Wrote: Just kick him repeatedly in the nuts till he gives up. Works on nearly every man in TV commercials.
IKR? Sharing time! I have a lot of kids. What that means for my nuts is that there hasn;t been a day in over a decade that they haven;t been kicked, stepped on, or otherwise abused. At some point it stops doing what it used to do. I can;t even remember when I stopped cringing or keeling over. I just know that when it happens, now....it just makes me fucking angry. Havent they been through enough, asshole? Hulk Smash!
Sounds like you need athletic support!
And to be true to commercial world, it's not a physical kick in the nuts, it's emasculation by brainless strawmen and public humiliation by the much more sophisticated female.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 3:17 am
In my case, it's just kids hitting me in the nuts. My father in law raised his daughter to be a good christian wife. Score.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 3:48 am
(September 22, 2016 at 7:39 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: You will be locked in a room of decent size with no windows, locked in there with you is a fully grown silverback gorilla. You must fight the gorilla.
You have no weapons but you can take as many clones of yourself as you want.
The maximum number of clones I could take that would be strong enough to restrain the gorilla without harming him, but not so many clones that we'd all suffocate in that small room.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 3:49 am
I like to talk like this. My family once asked me if I could have one wish what would it be, and I said "To be as close to perfect as possible."
They all responded how I was silly because perfection isn't possible. I said "That's why I said as close to perfect as possible."
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