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Ask an egg
September 30, 2016 at 1:03 pm
Do you have to be special to do these things?

Ask me anything you'd like! Silly questions, deep questions, I'm all ears.
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RE: Ask an egg
September 30, 2016 at 1:05 pm
Did you come first?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 30, 2016 at 1:08 pm
(September 30, 2016 at 1:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Did you come first?

Unfortunately I always seem to :/
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RE: Ask an egg
September 30, 2016 at 1:09 pm
Is the surname of all eggs Dumpty?
Are kings horses and kings men the usual egg fixing procedure?
Are you prone to wall sitting?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Ask an egg
September 30, 2016 at 1:13 pm
(September 30, 2016 at 1:09 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is the surname of all eggs Dumpty?
Are kings horses and kings men the usual egg fixing procedure?
Are you prone to wall sitting?

Responding to this on behalf of all of the world's eggkin, I'm incredibly offended by that nursery rhyme. Nowhere in the text does it imply that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. Why did they make him an egg? Because eggs are fragile? Because we can't take care of ourselves? Why were we just sitting on a wall, is that meant to imply that we're lazy? It is without a doubt the most racist and damaging interpretations of eggs out there, but it's so common. Everybody knows it! It disgusts me, truly.
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RE: Ask an egg
September 30, 2016 at 1:16 pm
Are you all "eggs" or just a particular one(s)?

Have you been fertilized?

Do you have a hard shell?

What ploid are you?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Ask an egg
September 30, 2016 at 1:21 pm
1. Are you a boy or a girl?

2. Do you have any kinky fetishes?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: Ask an egg
September 30, 2016 at 1:26 pm
How do you feel about only being laid once?
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September 30, 2016 at 1:26 pm
(September 30, 2016 at 1:16 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Are you all "eggs" or just a particular one(s)?

Have you been fertilized?

Do you have a hard shell?

What ploid are you?

I am a fresh, free range chicken egg

Oh god I hope not

Usually, but there are a few people in my life that I let see my gooey interior

I looked up "ploid" but I still don't know how to answer that
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RE: Ask an egg
September 30, 2016 at 1:29 pm
(September 30, 2016 at 1:21 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: 1. Are you a boy or a girl?

2. Do you have any kinky fetishes?

1. Boy. Hm, I never put that in my profile, huh?

2. Not particularly. I'm pretty vanilla.
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