Here's mine.... or another. I can't remember what I already posted. Sad.

I imagine breaking into my ex's house, rescuing my kids then blowing his house up while he's still inside sleeping.

I imagine that a lot. Just as long as my children are safe, I don't give a flying fuck what happens to that asshole.

(October 11, 2016 at 5:09 am)Bella Morte Wrote:

(October 11, 2016 at 4:19 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Having managed an adult video store for six years, I'm comfortable saying that what is kinky is normal. My customers were your neighbors, your grocers, your waiters, your lawyers, your insurance adjusters.

You just didn't know that about them. We all have our buttons, and damned if we don't like them pushed on occasion.

That must have been an interesting job...

It was, until it wasn't. After a while, it all looked the same, and I just wanted to get home to my woman.

Cool part was the generous employee discount -- cost+10% -- so I could buy big-ticket items like leather for our play (we also carried toys and some BDSM gear) and and save a hell of a lot.

(October 11, 2016 at 1:05 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(October 11, 2016 at 5:09 am)Bella Morte Wrote: That must have been an interesting job...

It was, until it wasn't. After a while, it all looked the same, and I just wanted to get home to my woman.

Cool part was the generous employee discount -- cost+10% -- so I could buy big-ticket items like leather for our play (we also carried toys and some BDSM gear) and  and save a hell of a lot.

Fair enough.

(October 11, 2016 at 4:19 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him.

And no, it has nothing to do with poop or anuses.

Having managed an adult video store for six years, I'm comfortable saying that what is kinky is normal. My customers were your neighbors, your grocers, your waiters, your lawyers, your insurance adjusters.

You just didn't know that about them. We all have our buttons, and damned if we don't like them pushed on occasion.

First rule of Kinky Club 'you don't talk about Kinky Club'.
Second rule of Kinky Club 'you don't talk about Kinky Club'

Losty Wrote:Tell me all your secrets. No really they're safe here
No judgments, play if you want. If not, then I guess this will be a thread of me telling you guys all the reasons I think I'm weird.

When I was 15, my voice became very deep, and I was often ridiculed for it: I would try to sound normal, but this just made me sound non-confident and awkward (it didn't help that I had a baby face).  Eventually, I realized that you ultimately have to make the most with what you've got.  After listening to men like Avery Brooks, Patrick Stewart, Orson Welles, and William Marshall, it dawned on me that I could also speak confidently and well.

(October 11, 2016 at 1:05 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(October 11, 2016 at 5:09 am)Bella Morte Wrote: That must have been an interesting job...

It was, until it wasn't. After a while, it all looked the same, and I just wanted to get home to my woman.

Aww..

Quote:Cool part was the generous employee discount -- cost+10% -- so I could buy big-ticket items like leather for our play (we also carried toys and some BDSM gear) and  and save a hell of a lot.

Ow! 

(July 14, 2014 at 6:26 am)Losty Wrote: Tell me all your secrets. No really they're safe here
No judgments, play if you want. If not, then I guess this will be a thread of me telling you guys all the reasons I think I'm weird.

I'll start

I listen to 90's country music when I'm feeling nostalgic
I grew up in the middle of a corn field and all our neighbors were Amish.

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I want to do dirty dirty things with Luckie because she is my favorite sexy lady ever

As a small boy I had a secret crush on Geoffrey Hayes from Rainbow.

(October 12, 2016 at 6:07 am)Expired Wrote:

(July 14, 2014 at 6:26 am)Losty Wrote: Tell me all your secrets. No really they're safe here
No judgments, play if you want. If not, then I guess this will be a thread of me telling you guys all the reasons I think I'm weird.

I'll start

I listen to 90's country music when I'm feeling nostalgic
I grew up in the middle of a corn field and all our neighbors were Amish.

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I want to do dirty dirty things with Luckie because she is my favorite sexy lady ever

As a small boy I had a secret crush on Geoffrey Hayes from Rainbow.

Would have been worried if you'd said Bungle.

(October 12, 2016 at 8:28 am)ukatheist Wrote:

(October 12, 2016 at 6:07 am)Expired Wrote: As a small boy I had a secret crush on Geoffrey Hayes from Rainbow.

Would have been worried if you'd said Bungle.

Great programme though, they don't make them like that anymore.

(October 11, 2016 at 12:55 am)chimp3 Wrote:

(October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him.

And no, it has nothing to do with poop or anuses.

I will wager it is not all that kinky. I know people who like to wear diapers and get spanked like babies!

They are called diaper lovers and adult babies. Otherwise known as the abdl community.