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christian dating
June 4, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Watching tv tonight and an advert popped up for a dating site called " christianmingles.com ".
I mean, can you imagine the chat up exchanges?
I hesitate....but the bozo-in -a-charitable and compassionate, touchy-feely,reaching out- award goes to whoever posts the most suitable offering!
HuhA man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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RE: christian dating
June 4, 2011 at 9:21 pm
Christians like to fuck too.
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RE: christian dating
June 4, 2011 at 11:02 pm
(June 4, 2011 at 9:21 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Christians like to fuck too.

im pretty sure they have some hang ups in that department
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RE: christian dating
June 5, 2011 at 12:31 am
(June 4, 2011 at 11:02 pm)eric209 Wrote:
(June 4, 2011 at 9:21 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Christians like to fuck too.

im pretty sure they have some hang ups in that department

Hang ups, not show stoppers.

Or else Christianity would be in the minority.

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RE: christian dating
June 5, 2011 at 12:41 am
(June 5, 2011 at 12:31 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote:
(June 4, 2011 at 11:02 pm)eric209 Wrote:
(June 4, 2011 at 9:21 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Christians like to fuck too.

im pretty sure they have some hang ups in that department

Hang ups, not show stoppers.

Or else Christianity would be in the minority.

well they do have alot of marriages + multiple marriages.
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RE: christian dating
June 5, 2011 at 12:45 am
It's probably some variation on the, "No, you hang up first!" routine.

"No, I love God more."

or

"No, God loves me more."

And so on......
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RE: christian dating
June 5, 2011 at 4:25 am
RHage Wrote:It's probably some variation on the, "No, you hang up first!" routine.

My gods... is that still a routine past people's teenage years? Shock

I've never experienced it yet myself... and I'm hoping to never do so. If you've ever been on the phone with me: you know you have 48 seconds to spit out whatever it is unless you haven't talked to me in forever and are a very close friend... which you are probably not Heart
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: christian dating
June 5, 2011 at 6:03 am
Do christians dating all want a missionary position?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: christian dating
June 5, 2011 at 6:30 am
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RE: christian dating
June 5, 2011 at 12:25 pm
(June 4, 2011 at 9:21 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Christians like to fuck too.

More than most..their divorce rates are the highest in the world. Apparently they let "little jimmy down under" tell them how to live their lives as opposed to reason and common sense.

Was chatting with a VERY OPEN Christian yesterday..he was bragging about his rebel flag. I was mostly ignoring it and trying to be nice, but then when he started mentioning being a member of the KKK I politely said "thankyou for the cold beer and great conversations..nice to meet you again" and left.

I wonder if they have a "KKK" option in that christian dating site for rednecks such as he?
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