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Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
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Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/pa...-1.2852543

Quote:Patient burned by mid-surgery explosion when laser ignites fart

Quote:While doctors operated on the woman's cervix, she apparently farted — the laser igniting the emission. As a result, her lower body in particular was badly affected, according to the Asahi Shimbun.
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RE: Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
I don't know if I should laugh...
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The pieces are all there, but it's like the universe is taunting us to assemble something from this perfect madness.


Horrible though, here's hoping she recovers.
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Poor woman. The fart is irrelevant.
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On the plus side, she's now got the potential for the most interesting online dating profile ever. Literally...ever.

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Ouch. Weaponised farts.
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(October 31, 2016 at 7:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ouch. Weaponised farts.

We have a winner!
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(October 31, 2016 at 7:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ouch. Weaponised farts.

Old news, really.





Boru
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You're sure that's real news and not just urban legend? I have read that story so many times before that it starts to get old. First time must have been some decades ago when lasers were still close to science fiction.

I mean some reputable dailies such as the Sun have picked up on that, but the Sun is always known for doing thourough research.
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I don't know.  They linked to an original story in the Asahi Shimbun

http://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/AJ201610300030.html

which is a legitimate newspaper according to wiki.
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