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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:37 pm
I have smelled my fair share of women. I have been insanely attracted to a plethora of women. I have never caught a whiff of anyone and thought "man, I wish I could lick their butthole."
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December 8, 2016 at 3:37 pm
(December 8, 2016 at 3:27 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: To me, there is only one sexual act that 100% perplexes me at all times and that I could never perform even if it was Zooey Deschanel.
Eating someone's booty. I cannot, for the life of me, make my brain accept it.
If my spouse wanted me to, I could... so long as he showered and washed the area thoroughly beforehand.
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:38 pm
(December 8, 2016 at 3:37 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I have smelled my fair share of women. I have been insanely attracted to a plethora of women. I have never caught a whiff of anyone and thought "man, I wish I could lick their butthole."
Keep sniffing, you'll find the right girl someday. 
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:38 pm
best analogy I have and it kinda annoys the 12 Steppers I've mentioned it to, it's like getting high, and the longer you're there, the higher you get
but it isn't a high high, it's a horny high, if that makes sense.
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December 8, 2016 at 3:39 pm
My last relationship was pretty serious, and if I hadn't gone back to school we'd probably be on our way to marriage right now.
I could never have done it, even I cleaned her butt meself.
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December 8, 2016 at 3:39 pm
Vor, have you ever accidentally tasted poop while doing that?
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:40 pm
(December 8, 2016 at 3:38 pm)Rhythm Wrote: (December 8, 2016 at 3:37 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I have smelled my fair share of women. I have been insanely attracted to a plethora of women. I have never caught a whiff of anyone and thought "man, I wish I could lick their butthole."
Keep sniffing, you'll find the right girl someday.
I sincerely hope not.
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:40 pm
recall, I'm the one who as a 3rd grader liked the smell of the junior high boys after their PE class
I'm hard wired for this life
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 8, 2016 at 3:41 pm
(December 8, 2016 at 3:39 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Vor, have you ever accidentally tasted poop while doing that?
Can you really call it an accident?
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