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Satan Stole My Waffle

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Satan Stole My Waffle
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 9:01 am
(January 22, 2017 at 5:04 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 22, 2017 at 5:02 pm)Vic Wrote: Uh-huh.



Watchu got? I'm swimming in this waffle money!


Yo. That's mine :|


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 9:19 am
(January 23, 2017 at 9:01 am)Vic Wrote: Yo. That's mine :|



It's mine now, ya waffle plagiarist!

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 9:23 am
(January 23, 2017 at 9:19 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 23, 2017 at 9:01 am)Vic Wrote: Yo. That's mine :|



It's mine now, ya waffle plagiarist!


Thief!!!


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 10:02 am
ROFLOL

This thread. Too cute Tongue
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 12:31 pm
(January 23, 2017 at 9:23 am)Vic Wrote: Thief!!!



You called the po-po? Don't you know snitches get stitches?

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 1:22 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2017 at 1:25 pm by vorlon13.)
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 1:49 pm
(January 23, 2017 at 12:31 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 23, 2017 at 9:23 am)Vic Wrote: Thief!!!



You called the po-po? Don't you know snitches get stitches?


Nuh-uh, YOU get stitches!


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 1:53 pm
(January 23, 2017 at 1:49 pm)Vic Wrote: Nuh-uh, YOU get stitches!



Funny. Guess who's mugshot I found?

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 1:57 pm
(January 23, 2017 at 1:53 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 23, 2017 at 1:49 pm)Vic Wrote: Nuh-uh, YOU get stitches!



Funny. Guess who's mugshot I found?


Look who's talking now!


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 2:03 pm
(January 23, 2017 at 1:57 pm)Vic Wrote: Look who's talking now!



That's not a mugshot! How racist! You just found the first picture of a dog auction and because it was a *black* dog, you assumed it was a mugshot! Tsk-tsk-tsk.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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