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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Granted: the only dictionary you get from now on is Urban.

I wish for a cure for cancer.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:37 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 2:33 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Granted: the only dictionary you get from now on is Urban.

I wish for a cure for cancer.

Granted, but it goes all "I AM LEGEND" style and turns everyone into zombies.

I wish for a full english breakfast.
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June 27, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Granted, but the black pudding's got AIDS.

I wish for a new Enya album.
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June 27, 2011 at 2:57 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 2:40 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I wish for a new Enya album.

Granted, no need to modify that one, I can't make it any worse.

I wish laser beams would shoot out of my eyes.
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#55
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Granted, the laser beams never shut off and you burn everything you look at.

I wish my parents were atheists.
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June 27, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Granted, but they decide not to marry and never have you.

I wish Faithnomore would marry Enya.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:17 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 3:10 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Granted, but they decide not to marry and never have you.

I wish Faithnomore would marry Enya.

Granted, but they have many, many Micheal Bolton-esque offspring.

I wish for a truck full of good books.
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June 27, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Granted, but then you'll have read too much to read.

I wish there was something different about this game so that I wouldn't have been able to corrupt it.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:33 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 3:29 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Granted, but then you'll have read too much to read.

I wish there was something different about this game so that I wouldn't have been able to corrupt it.

Granted, but then you realize that starting a new thread instead of reviving one that's almost a year old is better.

I wish I had an umbrella.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:46 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 3:47 pm by Shell B.)
(June 27, 2011 at 3:29 pm)Rayaan Wrote: I wish there was something different about this game so that I wouldn't have been able to corrupt it.

I wish I could resurrect old threads, so I wouldn't have to make new ones to play a game again. Wink
(June 27, 2011 at 3:33 pm)Rhage Wrote: I wish I had an umbrella.

Granted, but it is the size of a minivan.

I wish there was a decent movie on Netflix, so I could stop falling asleep every time I watch a movie.

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