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A question to all atheists!
RE: A question to all atheists!
(January 29, 2017 at 8:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which god did done it?

Ceiling Cat, of course!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A question to all atheists!
(January 29, 2017 at 8:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which god did done it?

Ceiling Cat, of course!

Don't make assumptions.  It might be a trick from Basement Cat.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: A question to all atheists!
Maybe it only "identifies" as a ceiling cat.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: A question to all atheists!
(January 29, 2017 at 9:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Maybe it only "identifies" as a ceiling cat.

If it identifies as a cat at all, it's awesome.

Smile

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: A question to all atheists!
(January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:12 pm)Assimilate Wrote: Explains the fart obsession.

That would be a boy. This is a girl. What 13 year old girl that you know is obsessed with farts?

Kind of obvious aint it.
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A question to all atheists!
I still don't get her angle here. Even if some atheist were to say, "sure, I believe the space-time continuum of this natural world is past-eternal", what exactly does she think this demonstrates about god? Or about atheism? I don't see what the, "a-ha!" moment is supposed to be about? [emoji848]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: A question to all atheists!
(January 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Assimilate Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: That would be a boy. This is a girl. What 13 year old girl that you know is obsessed with farts?

Kind of obvious aint it.

13 year old girl obsessed with farts?

Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: A question to all atheists!
(January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Assimilate Wrote: Kind of obvious aint it.

13 year old girl obsessed with farts?

Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.

???

Oh, MY! Have we gone BACK along the past-eternal space/time continuum to CL's childhood?!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: A question to all atheists!
(January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: 13 year old girl obsessed with farts?

Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.

???

Oh, MY!  Have we gone BACK along the past-eternal space/time continuum to CL's childhood?!

Atheist Forums: Adventures in time and space.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: A question to all atheists!
And the theists provide the poo?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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