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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 8:50 pm
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(January 29, 2017 at 8:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which god did done it?
Ceiling Cat, of course!
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 8:55 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 8:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which god did done it?
Ceiling Cat, of course!
Don't make assumptions. It might be a trick from Basement Cat.
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:02 pm
Maybe it only "identifies" as a ceiling cat.
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:03 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 9:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Maybe it only "identifies" as a ceiling cat.
If it identifies as a cat at all, it's awesome.
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 8:12 pm)Assimilate Wrote: Explains the fart obsession.
That would be a boy. This is a girl. What 13 year old girl that you know is obsessed with farts?
Kind of obvious aint it.
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A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:33 pm
I still don't get her angle here. Even if some atheist were to say, "sure, I believe the space-time continuum of this natural world is past-eternal", what exactly does she think this demonstrates about god? Or about atheism? I don't see what the, "a-ha!" moment is supposed to be about? [emoji848]
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Assimilate Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: That would be a boy. This is a girl. What 13 year old girl that you know is obsessed with farts?
Kind of obvious aint it.
13 year old girl obsessed with farts?
Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm
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(January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm)Assimilate Wrote: Kind of obvious aint it.
13 year old girl obsessed with farts?
Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.
???
Oh, MY! Have we gone BACK along the past-eternal space/time continuum to CL's childhood?!
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:41 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: 13 year old girl obsessed with farts?
Could have been a young CL before she grew up and graduated to poop.
???
Oh, MY! Have we gone BACK along the past-eternal space/time continuum to CL's childhood?!
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RE: A question to all atheists!
January 29, 2017 at 9:51 pm
And the theists provide the poo?
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