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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2017 at 7:12 pm
(June 10, 2016 at 8:36 pm)Mamacita Wrote: ... your breath smells like dead garbage.
I just found this thread. My first though, what other kind of garbage is there other than "dead garbage"? My answer, kittens.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 6:42 pm)Thena323 Wrote: CIJS-
I know you haven't been around that long, but, everyone else locks the door when they use the restroom.
I guess I should have knocked, though...so, I am sorry about that.
Don't think I didn't notice you smiling, though, weirdo.
OK, what the deal with this? She walks in on me with the door shut and it's fine, funny, nothing to get bent about. I walk in on her with the door open and it's a travesty.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2017 at 7:28 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 7:08 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: (January 30, 2017 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I took lessons from a Sicilian!
You took lessons from the wrong one 
Shoulda come to me first.
Okay, noted for next time.
It's okay, I no longer hide them that way, anyway.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2017 at 7:39 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OK, what the deal with this? She walks in on me with the door shut and it's fine, funny, nothing to get bent about. I walk in on her with the door open and it's a travesty.
I've been walked in on before, in other bathrooms where multiple staff members have an access key. I didn't lose my mind.
But, I didn't stand there smiling like the goddamned Joker, either.
The guy's weird.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2017 at 7:51 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 30, 2017 at 7:08 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: You took lessons from the wrong one
Shoulda come to me first.
Okay, noted for next time.
It's okay, I no longer hide them that way, anyway.
We need to have a meeting and discuss your current methods of disposal.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2017 at 8:00 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 7:51 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: (January 30, 2017 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Okay, noted for next time.
It's okay, I no longer hide them that way, anyway.
We need to have a meeting and discuss your current methods of disposal.
"Medical waste"
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2017 at 11:23 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (January 30, 2017 at 6:42 pm)Thena323 Wrote: CIJS-
I know you haven't been around that long, but, everyone else locks the door when they use the restroom.
I guess I should have knocked, though...so, I am sorry about that.
Don't think I didn't notice you smiling, though, weirdo.
OK, what the deal with this? She walks in on me with the door shut and it's fine, funny, nothing to get bent about. I walk in on her with the door open and it's a travesty.
Or, she could be like my ex-, so uptight about it we had to keep a radio in the bathroom to make sure I couldn't hear her taking a shit.
To this day, I can't stand KBBY 95.1 out of Ventura. They play, literally, crappy music.
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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2017 at 11:57 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 11:23 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (January 30, 2017 at 7:13 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OK, what the deal with this? She walks in on me with the door shut and it's fine, funny, nothing to get bent about. I walk in on her with the door open and it's a travesty.
Or, she could be like my ex-, so uptight about it we had to keep a radio in the bathroom to make sure I couldn't hear her taking a shit.
To this day, I can't stand KBBY 95.1 out of Ventura. They play, literally, crappy music.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 31, 2017 at 3:22 am
Hypoallergenic? Hyper-allergenic?
Bollocks.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 31, 2017 at 7:35 am
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I have to say, I guess I owe you an apology.
I'm not sure where exactly I let myself get so carried away in my train of thought, but it's undeniable that I have accused you of something you hadn't done. I never knew your name so neither could anyone I've told this, but it's still as though I'd attacked your character.
I really longed to have someone to blame for the state of things. That's not my excuse, but it is an explanation. But my misery is not your fault. You weren't a saint, but hardly the monster I painted you as.
I'm sorry.
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