(June 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I wish all wishes were incorruptible.

Now I have granted your wish your wishes can no longer be corrupted.
But you are now a breathtaking yet insentient marble statue.

Something dangerous, something that is not George W.

Granted -- Michelle Bachmann is at your front door with a high powered rifle.

I wish for better programming languages...

(June 30, 2011 at 2:25 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish for better programming languages...

Granted, but now you only understand Fortran.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

Granted, but the process kills you whilst creating an exact copy that thinks it's the original.

I want this pain in my side to go. (I feel like Marvin)

Granted. You now clutch your head in absolute agony anytime you hear something stupid.

I wish that I liked coffee.

Granted, but you now react horribly with marijuana and can't stand it.

I wish the salmonfishies would become firds and fly with their little fins over into ready-prepped totes and would then magically gill themselves as they reach the tote.

(June 30, 2011 at 3:18 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I wish the salmonfishies would become firds and fly with their little fins over into ready-prepped totes and would then magically gill themselves as they reach the tote.

Granted: But you become a drooling vegetable whenever you see the fishes fly.

I wish I could cum a watermelon

Granted, but your dick remains the same size and it is a watermelon full of cum.

I wish I could fly.

(June 30, 2011 at 7:44 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish I could fly.

Granted: You jump out of a 10 story window and fly head first into the street.

I wish I had more beer

(June 30, 2011 at 7:56 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I wish I had more beer

Granted, but it's Coor's light.

I wish I had a case of Sam Adams beer.