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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 11:44 pm
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(May 21, 2017 at 11:35 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (May 21, 2017 at 11:32 pm)J a c k Wrote: I always knew you wanted to be Mrs. Swag.  
My Swag is your swag, m'lady. I'd be honored if you'd take my name, and, as you know, I am not constrained by traditional gender roles.
Only if I can haz some dragon eggs as a gift that day. Three, please. Thank you. Oh, and Nanners gets to sleep on the pillows. Enough of sending him to the foot of the bed! I have spoken.
(May 21, 2017 at 11:38 pm)emjay Wrote: Two swags would never work. You need a swag and a dork... and for that, I'm your man 
Lol! So friggin cute. I loled.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 11:46 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 11:38 pm)emjay Wrote: Two swags would never work. You need a swag and a dork... and for that, I'm your man
Oh it would be volatile and it would burn out quick. But it would be so beautiful those who look at it would weep.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 21, 2017 at 11:49 pm
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(May 21, 2017 at 11:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (May 21, 2017 at 11:38 pm)emjay Wrote: Two swags would never work. You need a swag and a dork... and for that, I'm your man
Oh it would be volatile and it would burn out quick. But it would be so beautiful those who look at it would weep.
Yes, I'm sure I would... but not for that reason 
(May 21, 2017 at 11:44 pm)J a c k Wrote: (May 21, 2017 at 11:35 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: My Swag is your swag, m'lady. I'd be honored if you'd take my name, and, as you know, I am not constrained by traditional gender roles.
Only if I can haz some dragon eggs as a gift that day. Three, please. Thank you. Oh, and Nanners gets to sleep on the pillows. Enough of sending him to the foot of the bed! I have spoken.
(May 21, 2017 at 11:38 pm)emjay Wrote: Two swags would never work. You need a swag and a dork... and for that, I'm your man
Lol! So friggin cute. I loled.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 22, 2017 at 8:24 am
(May 21, 2017 at 9:55 pm)Shai Hulud Wrote: It's a Catholic wedding, [edit]
Do catholics have/make pools on how long the marriage will last? Only been to protestant ones.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 22, 2017 at 8:47 pm
(May 22, 2017 at 8:24 am)mh.brewer Wrote: (May 21, 2017 at 9:55 pm)Shai Hulud Wrote: It's a Catholic wedding, [edit]
Do catholics have/make pools on how long the marriage will last? Only been to protestant ones.
I've only been to a few Catholic weddings, mostly been to Protestant ones also, but it wouldn't shock me if people were betting on that.  Both of my cousins are Baptists, for instance, and had zero booze at their weddings, and as far as I know, zero gambling on who was going to break up.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 22, 2017 at 8:49 pm
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People are human and stupid. I doubt they all make pools regarding everything, especially weddings. That is more of a cinematic fantasy that you might just find under Snopes.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 23, 2017 at 8:08 pm
Can I just say that you are my best friend and it hurts me to think you are so shallow. How can you sit there and tell me I am being petty for wanting a separation of church and education? You do realize I find you actually stupid and hypocritical when you talk about Jesus and love and then in the same breath scream profanity at your child? I'm just being honest... I think you need to really learn the word indoctrinate.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 23, 2017 at 8:21 pm
(May 22, 2017 at 8:24 am)mh.brewer Wrote: (May 21, 2017 at 9:55 pm)Shai Hulud Wrote: It's a Catholic wedding, [edit]
Do catholics have/make pools on how long the marriage will last? Only been to protestant ones.
I haven't been privy to any of that. Interestingly enough, the priest who married me and my wife had the nerve to be surprised (and say it) when he saw us a year later and we were still married. We celebrated our 36th anniversary last February. Excellent judge of character, that guy. 
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 23, 2017 at 8:58 pm
(May 23, 2017 at 8:21 pm)Fireball Wrote: (May 22, 2017 at 8:24 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Do catholics have/make pools on how long the marriage will last? Only been to protestant ones.
I haven't been privy to any of that. Interestingly enough, the priest who married me and my wife had the nerve to be surprised (and say it) when he saw us a year later and we were still married. We celebrated our 36th anniversary last February. Excellent judge of character, that guy.
Wait.
You and your wife are married to a priest?
How does that work?
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
May 23, 2017 at 9:37 pm
This thread is far more interesting than I remember! Think I'll hide out in the back and eat the snacks. ^*^
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