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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 2:39 am
(May 27, 2017 at 4:24 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(May 27, 2017 at 9:27 am)Hammy Wrote: This is how things went:


Crossless1's response was hilarious:

You guys forgot the most powerful hand of all. The face palm. Aka: Scientology.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 3:40 am (This post was last modified: May 28, 2017 at 3:42 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(May 27, 2017 at 4:24 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(May 27, 2017 at 9:27 am)Hammy Wrote: This is how things went:


Crossless1's response was hilarious:

You guys forgot the most powerful hand of all. The face palm. Aka: Scientology.

Yeah.... 5 Scientologists is the equivalent of a straight flush.


But if you want a royal flush you need 5 lizard people of the Babylonian Brotherhood.

I didn't forget. I already said that David Icke's cult is crazier than Mormonism and Scientology combined Tongue
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 3:59 am
I'm just impressed with their contracts, to he honest. How do you get people to sign binding legal contracts that extend into the afterlife while turning you into a tool for an alien that wants to make the world better with your indoctrined offspring, so you best tell on your spouse if they have any secrets whatsoever or say something out of line.. for their own eternal good???

Props to the peeps, honestly.

I call your Mormon pair and raise you a three of a kind. Right Tom?

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 4:06 am
(May 28, 2017 at 3:59 am)Luckie Wrote: I'm just impressed with their contracts, to he honest. How do you get people to sign binding legal contracts that extend into the afterlife while turning you into a tool for an alien that wants to make the world better with your indoctrined offspring, so you best tell on your spouse if they have any secrets whatsoever or say something out of line.. for their own eternal good???

Props to the peeps, honestly.

I call your Mormon pair and raise you a three of a kind. Right Tom?

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To be precise, scientologists don't aim to serve Xenu - he's the bad guy. But yeah, they really are afraid to "lose their eternity" if they do anything out of line. I.e. the usual religion trap.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 4:13 am
The contracts Scientologists sign aren't legally binding. If you escape the "Church", they might send you a bill for your auditing sessions and such but you don't have to actually pay it.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 4:27 am
(May 28, 2017 at 3:40 am)Hammy Wrote:
(May 27, 2017 at 4:24 pm)Luckie Wrote: You guys forgot the most powerful hand of all. The face palm. Aka: Scientology.

Yeah.... 5 Scientologists is the equivalent of a straight flush.


But if you want a royal flush you need 5 lizard people of the Babylonian Brotherhood.

I didn't forget. I already said that David Icke's cult is crazier than Mormonism and Scientology combined Tongue

Yeah I just saw that. U know what that lizard man thing reminds me of? V the Movie series. 
Are we sure he didn't just watch this in 1983 and then.. Schitzophrenia?

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And then.. he had the bejeezuzs scared out of him by this scene? 





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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 4:41 am
ROFLOL
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 5:12 am
Let's just say David Icke knows how to make money...
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 5:59 am
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 28, 2017 at 7:52 am
I am aware of how the Co$ treats its members, former members and their families, but legally speaking, the contracts aren't binding. You are talking about an entirely different thing. The billion year contract isn't legally binding either.

Sorry, but my first post was correct. I will drop the subject as well as I do not want it to get heated, but I think we can agree that the "Church" is ran by a bunch of assholes.
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