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Hall of wit and epicness.
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(May 18, 2017 at 5:33 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 18, 2017 at 5:27 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: I don't think the issue is with what you said.... if it wasn't for the cheer squad making it out to be much more, I would have likely not said anything.

Yeah same here. I get Stimbo was just joking around.

Aren't I allowed a cheer squad? Angel
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(May 18, 2017 at 6:25 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: hmm, this is all very interesting and all, but I was just wondering why you people are hijacking this particular thread when the discussion can very well be carried out in the original thread?

I quoted an epic response to a silly post that was made on the thread... and then Neo and CL responded to it here... so I kept responding to their responses. That's why.
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(May 18, 2017 at 5:44 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(May 18, 2017 at 5:39 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: That's because he doesn't have to predict anything. He already knows it.
...the whole point is that He doesn't know the future though. Like you said He ONLY knows the future when it's present to Him...

...and since the future is always present to Him he always knows it. What you are not getting is that, in this theory, only human beings experience past and future. Those are meaningless terms when applied to God.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(May 18, 2017 at 6:55 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(May 18, 2017 at 5:44 pm)Hammy Wrote: ...the whole point is that He doesn't know the future though. Like you said He ONLY knows the future when it's present to Him...

...and since the future is always present to Him he always knows it.

My bold.

That's called a logical contradiction.

The "future" "is present" and He "knows" (present tense) it at "all times"? That literally is so full of logical incoherence it's embarrassing.
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You guys are ruining this thread. Just saying.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(May 18, 2017 at 6:55 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: What you are not getting is that, in this theory, only human beings experience past and future.

No they don't.

Quote: Those are meaningless terms when applied to God.

You're advocating Eternalism and saying that God exists in all time periods but you're also saying the past and future don't make sense to God. That's Presentism, not Eternalism.

It's so embarrassing how poor at logic you are.

(May 18, 2017 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You guys are ruining this thread.  Just saying.

Boru

Sorry. I need to stop compulsively responding but my responses are... well, compulsive. So I'm gonna put him on ignore. It should have just been me posting the witty response to what he said and then him Shutting TFU. I'm gonna put Neo on ignore now.
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(May 18, 2017 at 6:55 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(May 18, 2017 at 5:44 pm)Hammy Wrote: ...the whole point is that He doesn't know the future though. Like you said He ONLY knows the future when it's present to Him...

...and since the future is always present to Him he always knows it. What you are not getting is that, in this theory, only human beings experience past and future. Those are meaningless terms when applied to God.

Exactly what I was trying to explain.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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How do we test this theory?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(May 18, 2017 at 7:37 pm)Cyberman Wrote: How do we test this theory?

With epic wit. :-)
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
Or epic witlessness...whichever you prefer.
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