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June 4, 2017 at 1:26 pm
aha !!
So that's how it's known it's almost over!
Figured cessation of cramps or better mood was the tip off.
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June 4, 2017 at 1:48 pm
(June 4, 2017 at 12:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Look?
Grab a mirror?
Have some else look ?
Have someone else . . . . . . well, you know, and don't make me type it out, [shudder] ?
Solicit advice on products to use or not use?
Offer unsolicited advice if you have a friend who may have missed something?
Things that are safe to ignore?
Or not?
Anything special the 'morning after'?
The night before?
I don't, but I know someone who ____________ !!!
What were they thinking when they put this on the market ?
Have you ever had an "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT!! moment?
And it turned out to be nothing?
Or, oh, crap, I'm in trouble now !
And, is it true that . . . . . .
LOL, Vorls! The vagina is, biologically speaking, a "self-cleansing" organ. No need for invasive inspections most of the time. For me: hair management, and a quick glance at the toilet paper to make sure everything is identifiable and within normal limits, and off I go! [emoji13]
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June 4, 2017 at 1:49 pm
lol. This is hilarious.
Vaginas are such a mystery to those who don't own one. Vorlon, women don't get PMS or cramps for every period.
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June 4, 2017 at 1:52 pm
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If you're really interested in the details, just visit any pregnancy message board out there. You'll find more Q&A's about the color, odor, and consistency of vaginal discharge than you can even imagine. Along with graphic photos for demonstration.
My LEAST favorite category of which being:
"Does this look like a miscarriage to you guys?!"
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June 4, 2017 at 1:56 pm
let's just air this out in print first. I'm queasy enough as it is without the powerpoint slides . . .
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June 4, 2017 at 2:02 pm
C'mon...wake up, ladies. Please.
Stop walking into it!
Y'all are killing me.
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June 4, 2017 at 2:03 pm
Yew guise I'm eating a bagel.
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June 4, 2017 at 2:09 pm
(June 4, 2017 at 1:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: let's just air this out in print first. I'm queasy enough as it is without the powerpoint slides . . .
There was a woman on my BabyCenter message board this past year who posted a close-up of her vagina, labia spread wide, asking if her cervix was dilating because she was worried she was going into labor. 38 weeks pregnant (allegedly), and she didn't know you can't see your cervix from the outside...
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June 4, 2017 at 2:09 pm
But whatever you do, stay away from Dr. Paltrow.
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June 4, 2017 at 2:32 pm
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I love the idea of showing other women my vagina. "Does this look clean to you?"
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