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Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
#31
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
scares the crap out of me too
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#32
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
(June 4, 2017 at 8:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: scares the crap out of me too

Nah! That looks fun Tongue
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown.  Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu.  Shy 
  
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#33
Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
It always kind of reminded me of this guy:

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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#34
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
(June 4, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 8:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Worse, my friend.

Introducing, the vaginal speculum:

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This evokes fear in the strongest of women.

According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#35
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
How quaint. I myself have an non-threaded rod.
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#36
Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
(June 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Mermaid Wrote: This evokes fear in the strongest of women.

According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall


It's really nothing more than a poorly disguised Pear of Anguish. Oh, and yes...pre-chilled for the full experience, ofc. [emoji13]

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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#37
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
(June 4, 2017 at 10:15 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm)Fireball Wrote: According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall


It's really nothing more than a poorly disguised Pear of Anguish.  Oh, and yes...pre-chilled for the full experience, ofc.  [emoji13]

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I say put it in backward and have the ob who chilled that monster reach in there Angry
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown.  Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu.  Shy 
  
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#38
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
pear of anguish isn't quite as advanced as the mechanism blocks the view

Also, humorous the doctors/physicians/specialists changed the name at some point . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#39
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
(June 4, 2017 at 10:15 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm)Fireball Wrote: According to my wife, these are kept in the fridge before use. I see that this one has a threaded rod so that they can crank you open. Confused Fall


It's really nothing more than a poorly disguised Pear of Anguish.  Oh, and yes...pre-chilled for the full experience, ofc.  [emoji13]

[Image: 8cedb599a065e5b41b0314f131a3c72c.jpg]

You know, I saw these somewhere IRL, before the internet, and had thought that they used them in a person's mouth to burn out sinful talk. In my innocence, as it were. My wife pointed out that other use some time after we had been married, when we were watching some TV show or other (back when I used to watch TV). Fucking sick, to say the least.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#40
RE: Looking into femine hygiene; do you . . .
(June 4, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 8:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Worse, my friend.

Introducing, the vaginal speculum:

[Image: 24995842203a95a9319a966092dd588d.jpg]

This evokes fear in the strongest of women.


No doubt.  I don't think I'd have the balls to be a woman.

As for the OP. I think I can tell by touch if my wife has a yeast infection. There is definitely a different surface feel and I know the window of opportunity for stimulation to have the desired effect is greatly reduced.
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