(June 18, 2017 at 3:49 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Fun fact: I knew a girl in college, and she seemed to have the personality of a much younger girl. And then looking at her facebook, I discovered this conversation. For context, she once posted a blurry photo of what appeared to be a squirrel, calling it "My Little Buddy." (She also did something similar with a rabbit about a month later) Two more of her friends saw it and decided to fight over it in the comments. Here's the conversation, edited to protect their identities, but any idiosyncrasies in grammar, spelling, and punctuation are all theirs)

B: hahah NO WAY HES MINE!!!!
A: MIIINNNEEEE!
B: NOOOOO MINE!!!!!!!!
A: NO MINE U GET THE BUNNY !
C: ok damit theres only one way to settle this!HEEEEESSSSSSSSSS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! allllllllllllllllllllll [INSERT C'S REAL NAME]MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
C: and I GET THE BUNNY!
A: FUCK YOU!!
C: umm please don't
C: why are you jealous because I have the bunny and you don't?!
A: screw the bunny. i dont want that. but this guy here. yah hes mine. so back off.
B:NO HES MINEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
A: [B'S REAL NAME]! YOU HAVE BUNNY! SHUT UP!
C: wait a sec! she has bunny?!?!?!? [b's real name], is there somethign going on up at that sound booth that i need to know about?!??????
B: MINE
A: NO!
C: suuuure i knew there were short skirts for a reason! HES MIND DAMN YOU ALL!
A: YOU WERENT EVEN THERE WHEN I TOOK THE PIC! SO NO HES NOT YOURS AND [MISSPELLED VERSION OF C'S REAL NAME] I AM NOT TOTALY STUPID SO STOP TRYING TO TAG HIM AS YOURS IT WONT WORK!
B: ARG MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: No do you see the Tag on it??? Its saying that he is Mine not yours and not [C's real name] MINE.
B: no ITS MINEEEEEE
A: NO! NO! NO! you have ur bunny. now back off!
C: NO NO NO NO NO! I AM THE OWNER OF ALLL BUNNIES EVERYWHERE! THEY ARE MINE! SO THERE FOR THIS ONE IS MINE! JUST LIKE ALL THE REST! BIG AND SMALL EASTER OR REGULAR THE ARE MINE! WHY SHOULD THIS ONE BE ANY DIFFERENT?
B: MINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats the end of it! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE hehe
A: this is my facebook. so what i say goes. DEAL WITH IT!
B: hahahah NEVER!!!!!! im stubborn remember??????????/ MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE MINE MINE MINE MINEMINE MINE MINE!
A: yeah i know your stubborn. why do you think i wont marry you.


For the record, these are three girls of about seventeen fighting over a random squirrel (that at least one of them thinks is a bunny). I'm not sure what to think about that.

lol ummm... That just seems like typical fun FB banter from 3 teenage girls. It's no different than me saying I'm going to steal people's furniture on FB and they reply, "NO MINE! I'm prepared, you can have it if you can drag it out of my house alive." It's really not that much different. Just nonsense posts for fun.

I suppose you're right on some level, but then again, when I knew her, well, you know the phrase "act your age, not your shoe size?" She was the sort of person who pretty much acted smaller than her shoe size literally. Between her all-encompassing ducky obsession (and yes, she always used "ducky", never duck) and her tendency to get talk with her girlfriend like she was her mommy, or the fact that her emotional expression was frequently akin to a first-grader, it really makes me wonder...

(June 18, 2017 at 10:33 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I suppose you're right on some level, but then again, when I knew her, well, you know the phrase "act your age, not your shoe size?" She was the sort of person who pretty much acted smaller than her shoe size literally. Between her all-encompassing ducky obsession (and yes, she always used "ducky", never duck) and her  tendency to get talk with her girlfriend like she was her mommy, or the fact that her emotional expression was frequently akin to a first-grader, it really makes me wonder...

Some people are just childish that way. There's a certain innocence to people like that to be admired I guess, but I'd find a conversation with them annoying after a few minutes.

(June 18, 2017 at 11:33 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote:

(June 18, 2017 at 10:33 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I suppose you're right on some level, but then again, when I knew her, well, you know the phrase "act your age, not your shoe size?" She was the sort of person who pretty much acted smaller than her shoe size literally. Between her all-encompassing ducky obsession (and yes, she always used "ducky", never duck) and her  tendency to get talk with her girlfriend like she was her mommy, or the fact that her emotional expression was frequently akin to a first-grader, it really makes me wonder...

Some people are just childish that way. There's a certain innocence to people like that to be admired I guess, but I'd find a conversation with them annoying after a few minutes seconds.

TFTFY

(June 18, 2017 at 11:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:

(June 18, 2017 at 11:33 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: Some people are just childish that way. There's a certain innocence to people like that to be admired I guess, but I'd find a conversation with them annoying after a few minutes seconds.

TFTFY

Touche.

(June 18, 2017 at 11:33 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote:

(June 18, 2017 at 10:33 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I suppose you're right on some level, but then again, when I knew her, well, you know the phrase "act your age, not your shoe size?" She was the sort of person who pretty much acted smaller than her shoe size literally. Between her all-encompassing ducky obsession (and yes, she always used "ducky", never duck) and her  tendency to get talk with her girlfriend like she was her mommy, or the fact that her emotional expression was frequently akin to a first-grader, it really makes me wonder...

Some people are just childish that way. There's a certain innocence to people like that to be admired I guess, but I'd find a conversation with them annoying after a few minutes.

She's really the sort of girl whose ideal hangout would be a combination titty bar and petting zoo. She likes cooing over animals (especially ducks) and likes to "Get intimate with" other girls (honestly, some of the things I've seen her do would be creepy as Hell coming from a guy like me, but because she's who she is, she didn't seem to completely repel other girls) although for reasons never adequately explained, she never came out of the closet.

It's like she's a combination of Ginger Rogers' Su-Su persona from The Major and the Minor and Courtney from 13 Reasons Why.