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Another attempted demon removal in the news
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#21
RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 5:41 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 5:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There are no fucking demons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I

About 38,000,000 casualties??
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#22
RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 5:53 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 5:41 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(June 20, 2017 at 5:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There are no fucking demons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I

About 38,000,000 casualties??
Demons invite; humans listen.

Nope.

Human stupidity, ignorance, and greed.

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#23
RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 5:55 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 5:27 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
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So how do you know I'm not a demon?


Because you still seek answers. Demons already made their pick, while you show obvious signs of debating for an answer; you are not sure. More of a confused person.

Interesting. There's only one of us here in this thread not seeking answers and claiming to be sure...

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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 6:13 pm (This post was last modified: June 20, 2017 at 6:21 pm by Jesster.)
(June 20, 2017 at 5:27 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
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So how do you know I'm not a demon?


Because you still seek answers. Demons already made their pick, while you show obvious signs of debating for an answer; you are not sure. More of a confused person.

Confused person? That's a bit condescending of you. I am, in fact, quite comfortable in my position. Most of my "debating" here is actually calling people out on their bullshit. I'm quite fond of the practice. You can't entirely be sure I'm a person, either. I'm just some voice on the internet.

Are you sure you aren't confused? Or maybe you are a demon because you have seemed to have completely made your pick.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#25
RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 6:52 pm
(June 19, 2017 at 12:54 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 12:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Stan?

Nah.  He's okay.  Greatly misunderstood.

And some of those demon girls are hot...

They are made of fire; so I can assume the hotness.
Satan is jealous of mankind and quite arrogant, I mean you can look Narcissism in the eye hearing his name

Yes we know... god and satan are one in the same. Both imaginary and if they did truly exist, they'd both be narcissists.
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#26
RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 6:57 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 5:41 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(June 20, 2017 at 5:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There are no fucking demons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I

About 38,000,000 casualties??
Demons invite; humans listen.

I suggest you study up on the causes of WWI.  You will find out that fucking demons had nothing to do with it.

Human arrogance and stupidity?  Yes.
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
June 20, 2017 at 6:59 pm (This post was last modified: June 20, 2017 at 7:00 pm by Cyberman.)
It was when someone called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry, or something.
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