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Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
#41
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(July 6, 2017 at 4:54 pm)Secular Elf Wrote:
(July 5, 2017 at 4:23 pm)JackRussell Wrote: So clearly, the sole ruler of the universe, who is one and holy
EL, ELOAH,
ELOHIM,
EL SHADDAI ,
ADONAI ,
YHWH / YAHWEH / JEHOVAH ,
YAHWEH-JIREH,
YAHWEH-RAPHA ,
YAHWEH-NISSI,
YAHWEH-M'KADDESH,
YAHWEH-SHALOM
YAHWEH-ELOHIM
YAHWEH-TSIDKENU
YAHWEH-ROHI
YAHWEH-SHAMMAH
YAHWEH-SABAOTH
EL ELYON
EL ROI
EL-OLAM
EL-GIBHOR

Doesn't much favour creationism.

Well that's good to know.

Well, you know, creationism does not hold much interest for an ancient Canaanite war god.  Not enough violence, no one to fight.  He should have taken a clue from the Assyro-Babylonian Marduk splitting Tiamat open to make heaven and earth.  Now that was a row!

Glad you got my point Big Grin
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#42
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
Of course they are trying to say " Well look at all the atheist blogs criticizing it " well yes a stupid idea so why wouldn't we criticize it. Or "no atheists ever report anything positive about it. Again because we think it's a dumb idea.
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#43
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(July 6, 2017 at 4:22 pm)JackRussell Wrote: I want to be the one who is present when this turdpile closes, so that I can say, when my kids ask, "were you there?'

And i can say:

YOU BET MUTHAFUKKAS.

Reality bites.

I sincerely hope it won't be your kids that ask that.

eta, No, I think I get it now.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#44
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
Turn part into a homeless shelter. They can get even more money from the state.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#45
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(July 6, 2017 at 7:32 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Turn part into a homeless shelter. They can get even more money from the state.

Turn it into a huge bonfire.

Redevelop the land for affordable housing.

Deport Ham to Antarctica.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#46
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(July 6, 2017 at 7:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 6, 2017 at 7:32 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Turn part into a homeless shelter. They can get even more money from the state.

Turn it into a huge bonfire.

Redevelop the land for affordable housing.

Deport Ham to Antarctica.

Only if he pays for carbon off sets. 

No deportation, he's flammable.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#47
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(July 6, 2017 at 7:42 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 6, 2017 at 7:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Turn it into a huge bonfire.

Redevelop the land for affordable housing.

Deport Ham to Antarctica.

Only if he pays for carbon off sets. 

No deportation, he's flammable.

Yes he is, but the penguins need to eat...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#48
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(July 6, 2017 at 7:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 6, 2017 at 7:42 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Only if he pays for carbon off sets. 

No deportation, he's flammable.

Yes he is, but the penguins need to eat...

I'm sure they'd like BBQ.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#49
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(July 6, 2017 at 7:50 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 6, 2017 at 7:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes he is, but the penguins need to eat...

I'm sure they'd like BBQ.

Barbequed turd is still a turd.

My suggestion is to grind him up as chum for all the little fishies - except for the religious ones, since we all know eating Ham goes against the bible...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#50
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(July 6, 2017 at 12:35 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 6, 2017 at 12:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, a financial question? Could the Ark be saved by being floated on the stock exchange!
See what I did there? Hehe

Dodgy

Float it, ...

Vatican; we have a buoyancy praablem!
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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