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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 6, 2017 at 9:35 pm
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(July 6, 2017 at 9:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (July 6, 2017 at 9:31 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I'm still gonna correct you though. Fancy a bit of correction?
Does it involve chains and leather?
What a daft question..!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 6, 2017 at 9:39 pm
(July 6, 2017 at 9:35 pm)Cyberman Wrote: (July 6, 2017 at 9:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Does it involve chains and leather?
What a daft question..!
I just get worried about you in all that leather.
You don't want to suffocate!
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 6, 2017 at 9:39 pm
(July 6, 2017 at 9:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Doesn't the bloody thing have air con?
Where was that in the bible?
"And LO! Noah and his family could barely breathe because of the stench from the animals. So they beseeched the lord saying, 'Oh Lord, for fuck's sake can we do something about all this crap?' And the spaketh unto Noah and said, 'Open a bloody window, for MY sake!'"
From the book of fables 3:18
Ah, but you see nowhere does it say that the ark didn't have aircon, so it could have done. Therefore it did and Ham is being totally literal to the bible. Same as when he used teams of construction workers with their cranes and hydraulic tools.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 6, 2017 at 9:40 pm
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(July 6, 2017 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just get worried about you in all that leather.
You don't want to suffocate!
I've learned to breathe through my ears! 
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 6, 2017 at 9:52 pm
(July 6, 2017 at 9:40 pm)Cyberman Wrote: (July 6, 2017 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just get worried about you in all that leather.
You don't want to suffocate!
I've learned to breathe through my ears!
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 6, 2017 at 9:54 pm
(July 6, 2017 at 8:38 pm)Astonished Wrote: Seriously wanting to see one of those angry investors putting together some big blackmail scheme to make Ham look like a pedophile or something, would love to see him twist in the wind under such a scandal. Or to hear in the news that he was shanked in the kidney in some alley somewhere, and to just know that it was a hitman paid by one of the people he fucked over.
I find your hysteria most disturbing. Why not just charge the bastard on what he has done.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 7, 2017 at 9:15 am
(July 6, 2017 at 9:39 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Ah, but you see nowhere does it say that the ark didn't have aircon, so it could have done. Therefore it did and Ham is being totally literal to the bible. Same as when he used teams of construction workers with their cranes and hydraulic tools.
Why not? Ken Ham thinks The Flintstones is a documentary.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 7, 2017 at 10:22 am
(July 6, 2017 at 9:54 pm)Succubus Wrote: (July 6, 2017 at 8:38 pm)Astonished Wrote: Seriously wanting to see one of those angry investors putting together some big blackmail scheme to make Ham look like a pedophile or something, would love to see him twist in the wind under such a scandal. Or to hear in the news that he was shanked in the kidney in some alley somewhere, and to just know that it was a hitman paid by one of the people he fucked over.
I find your hysteria most disturbing. Why not just charge the bastard on what he has done.
Because apparently it can't be done. Several explanations on why this is have regrettably been detailed throughout the thread, to my chagrin.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 7, 2017 at 10:53 am
(July 7, 2017 at 9:15 am)ignoramus Wrote: (July 6, 2017 at 9:39 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Ah, but you see nowhere does it say that the ark didn't have aircon, so it could have done. Therefore it did and Ham is being totally literal to the bible. Same as when he used teams of construction workers with their cranes and hydraulic tools.
Why not? Ken Ham thinks The Flintstones is a documentary.
Here's Ham being totally biblically literal:
https://answersingenesis.org/blogs/ken-h...build-ark/
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 7, 2017 at 11:43 am
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BTW Job applicants have to sign a "Statement of faith" agreeing for example that the great flood of genesis was an actual historic event worldwide in it's extent and effect" otherwise no job for you. LOL and sad at the same time.
The ark was supposed to bring increased car add foot traffic to downtown Williamstown, so far it has not helped one bit. Ken said they would get about 2 million visitors
per year but so far got 640,000 which is good but far short and from the looks of it, might much worse next year.
Check out opening day parking lot, it's looks mostly empty. First year should be their best year.
http://www.3dfishworld.x10host.com/parkin%20lot.png
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