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The little things that do it for ya
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 (July 13, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Fireball Wrote:(July 13, 2017 at 7:11 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Projectile farting is not farting. What if it's something other than feces? I just use the term launching.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 RE: The little things that do it for ya
July 13, 2017 at 9:56 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2017 at 11:14 pm by ignoramus.)
MH, you do know that if a woman farts in your presence, it's the ultimate compliment.
It just means that they are comfortable doing it for you knowing you won't indignify them. It's just that when 91 year old mother in law crop dusts from one end of the aisle to the other at Coles, that's when I die laughing inside me... (The worst part is she's almost deaf, so she's not even aware of it)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Walking farts are just the best. Second only to tub farts, ya get a visual bonus.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (July 13, 2017 at 9:03 pm)*Deidre* Wrote:(July 13, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: It's called projectile defecation, in our house. Doesn't need to be a firm stool, either.  No, it's just one of those thread drift things, which I didn't start! I seem to recall a phrase "...of cabbages and kings..." That's what any internet forum does. And, no, it really doesn't do it for me. I've had to clean that kind of mess up when my children were young. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (July 13, 2017 at 9:56 pm)ignoramus Wrote: MH, you do know that if a woman farts in your presence, it's the ultimate compliment. Or, it means that she doesn't give a fly fuck about your opinion. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (July 13, 2017 at 7:21 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: In the least creepiest way: Skin. Like you want to wear someone else's ? 
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(July 13, 2017 at 10:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(July 13, 2017 at 9:56 pm)ignoramus Wrote: MH, you do know that if a woman farts in your presence, it's the ultimate compliment. Nah, she's not like that... She's ridiculously shy and timid. She still says things like: I heard on the wireless Aerodrome That was a nice "do" Etc Sadly, and showing her age, she says the "n" word occasionally like it's nothing! (She obviously watched a lot of 1940's and 50's black and white movies!) We all sit there at the dinner table shocked and trying to explain how the world has moved on,.. At that age, there are some tricks a dog just cannot learn....
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (July 13, 2017 at 10:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(July 13, 2017 at 7:21 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: In the least creepiest way: Skin. Exactly why it comes across as creepy to say you like someone's skin. But no :p Weird though, no? Tell a girl she has lovely eyes, she's flattered. No jumping to conclusions that I'm going to gauge them out and keep them in a jar. Tell her you like the look of her skin and she starts getting The Silence of The Lambs stuck in her head.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
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 (July 14, 2017 at 6:49 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote:(July 13, 2017 at 10:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Like you want to wear someone else's ? Lol, don't worry Obvs. You're not the only one here who likes skin. Tactile sensations are so important; the feedback can be... well, very stimulating 
Sum ergo sum
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