The little things that do it for ya

[*Deidre*]

Projectile farting is not farting.

It's called projectile defecation, in our house. Doesn't need to be a firm stool, either.

Please oh please tell me this isn't one of the little things that ''does it for ya''?? 

[brewer]

Projectile farting is not farting.

It's called projectile defecation, in our house. Doesn't need to be a firm stool, either.

What if it's something other than feces? I just use the term launching.

[ignoramus]

MH, you do know that if a woman farts in your presence, it's the ultimate compliment.

It just means that they are comfortable doing it for you knowing you won't indignify them.


It's just that when 91 year old mother in law crop dusts from one end of the aisle to the other at Coles, that's when I die laughing inside me...

(The worst part is she's almost deaf, so she's not even aware of it)

[brewer]

Walking farts are just the best. Second only to tub farts, ya get a visual bonus.

[Fireball]

It's called projectile defecation, in our house. Doesn't need to be a firm stool, either.

Please oh please tell me this isn't one of the little things that ''does it for ya''?? 

No, it's just one of those thread drift things, which I didn't start! I seem to recall a phrase "...of cabbages and kings..." That's what any internet forum does. And, no, it really doesn't do it for me. I've had to clean that kind of mess up when my children were young. 

[The Valkyrie]

MH, you do know that if a woman farts in your presence, it's the ultimate compliment.

It just means that they are comfortable doing it for you knowing you won't indignity them.


It just that when 91 year old mother in law crop dusts from one end of the aisle to the other at Coles, that's when I die laughing inside me...

(The worst part is she's almost deaf, so she's not even aware of it)

Or, it means that she doesn't give a fly fuck about your opinion.

[vorlon13]

In the least creepiest way: Skin.

Okay. Still sounds creepy... But a clear, soft skin is most attractive.

As for my gf. Her smile is enough to make my heart flutter. And to know I can make her smile or laugh always makes me feel complete.
An innocent, honest laugh. Can't get enough of it.

When the lady smiles, she holds me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she could always let me down
But when the lady smiles, I can't resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don't resist at all
Cause I'm walking on clouds and she is leadin' the way

Like you want to wear someone else's ?

[ignoramus]

MH, you do know that if a woman farts in your presence, it's the ultimate compliment.

It just means that they are comfortable doing it for you knowing you won't indignity them.


It just that when 91 year old mother in law crop dusts from one end of the aisle to the other at Coles, that's when I die laughing inside me...

(The worst part is she's almost deaf, so she's not even aware of it)

Or, it means that she doesn't give a fly fuck about your opinion.

Nah, she's not like that... She's ridiculously shy and timid.
She still says things like:

I heard on the wireless
Aerodrome
That was a nice "do"

Etc
Sadly, and showing her age, she says the "n" word occasionally like it's nothing!
(She obviously watched a lot of 1940's and 50's black and white movies!)

We all sit there at the dinner table shocked and trying to explain how the world has moved on,..
At that age, there are some tricks a dog just cannot learn....

[Mr.Obvious]

In the least creepiest way: Skin.

Okay. Still sounds creepy... But a clear, soft skin is most attractive.

As for my gf. Her smile is enough to make my heart flutter. And to know I can make her smile or laugh always makes me feel complete.
An innocent, honest laugh. Can't get enough of it.

When the lady smiles, she holds me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she could always let me down
But when the lady smiles, I can't resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don't resist at all
Cause I'm walking on clouds and she is leadin' the way

Like you want to wear someone else's ?

Exactly why it comes across as creepy to say you like someone's skin. But no :p
Weird though, no? Tell a girl she has lovely eyes, she's flattered. No jumping to conclusions that I'm going to gauge them out and keep them in a jar.
Tell her you like the look of her skin and she starts getting The Silence of The Lambs stuck in her head.

[Ben Davis]

Like you want to wear someone else's ?

Exactly why it comes across as creepy to say you like someone's skin. But no :p
Weird though, no? Tell a girl she has lovely eyes, she's flattered. No jumping to conclusions that I'm going to gauge them out and keep them in a jar.
Tell her you like the look of her skin and she starts getting The Silence of The Lambs stuck in her head.

Lol, don't worry Obvs. You're not the only one here who likes skin. Tactile sensations are so important; the feedback can be... well, very stimulating