Could you all wait until I've had sexy times with one?

(July 24, 2017 at 8:59 pm)Losty Wrote: If you take the handle of a butter knife and beat the lid all the way around, it should pop right off

you still have your erotic way of phrasing things !!

After I had my wrist surgery a few weeks back, I had to have my 90 year old mother in law open a bag of treats for the dogs.   She was quite amused.

(July 24, 2017 at 7:19 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Accept for the times I lived on campus at university, I’ve lived alone all my adult life. But one day as I stood in my kitchen I realized that I just couldn’t do it. I tried and tried to no avail. I went out into the hall and there was a man standing right outside my door talking to the lady across the hall.

I didn’t care. I was desperate and any man would have done at that point. I buttonholed him right in the hall and without even asking his name, I said, “I need a man.”
He jumped back, “What do you mean?”
“Open this jar.”

I strongly suspect that jars were specifically designed by men to protect themselves against gender obsolescence.

In my mind, men will never become obsolete.  There’s something about them. If you have one that’s special to you, let him know it before the sun goes down.

I declare July 24 as International Men’s Day.

I can bring home the bacon
Or fry it up in the pan
But I’ll never never never forget you’re a man
Cause I’m a woman

I don't know if you're a fan of Rick and Morty, but you may get a kick out of season 1, episode 7, 'Raising Gazorpazorp'. Also episode 5, 'Meeseeks and Destroy', where even the man of the house couldn't get a jar open.

Only for biological needs.

And for those not too much longer...

(July 24, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.  

This jar talk is very interesting.  The next time that I go out on a date, I'll be sure to mention my jar opening skills.

(July 24, 2017 at 11:55 pm)Kernel Sohcahtoa Wrote:

(July 24, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.  

This jar talk is very interesting.  The next time that I go out on a date, I'll be sure to mention my jar opening skills.

Might get into the jam-jar that way.

I open the jars at work for the girls and every time they bring me one, or a box or whatever, I secretly panic. What if I can't do it? My image will be tainted by a moment of weakness. And I appreciate men more every time. Don't tell any of them that.

My woman also needs me to make sure she doesn't get lost.
She has so little sense of direction and coördination, it's actually quite adorable.

And I need her to not get lost myself, internally. She always drives me to be the best me I can be. She makes me more.
All in all. I guess that means I need her more on a fundamental level.
Without me, she wouldn't know where she is. Without her, I wouldn't know who I am.