I've been the official nail polish opener for decades... Them bastards can get a little tough with their small caps...
Sometimes when they're real hard I instinctively put it in my mouth to use my teeth! She goes off at me! lol!

Ladies, we get the job done ... that's what matters.

(July 24, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:

(July 24, 2017 at 8:36 pm)Jello Wrote: After extensive research, i've discovered that the survival of the male part of the species is entirely dependent on the existence of jars.


Co-existence is a perilous thing, for these jars could soon be extinct before long D:

so sadly true. Even Miracle Whip comes in a squeeze bottle now.

Such a terrible shame...

(July 24, 2017 at 8:59 pm)Losty Wrote: If you take the handle of a butter knife and beat the lid all the way around, it should pop right off

well, if I were a jar I guess I wouldn't know the difference between a butter knife and a man's hands. But alas, I'm not a jar and I know which one makes me pop.

In 50 years we may be wondering if humans are obsolete, so maybe the sexes should stick together in the meantime.

(July 24, 2017 at 8:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If I wasn't here my wife could never figure out how to get the tv to work.  Or stop the toilet from running.  Or keep the algae out of the pool.  Or listen to funny noises in her car.  She's admitted that and agreed that picking up my underwear is a small price to pay.

I know how to do all of those things myself, though I take the car to a mechanic once I've identified whether the noise is a problem or not. Therefore, Tibs and I have been training to be teammates. It's working out pretty well, though I'm still the primary kitchen dweller and he's the tech guy. We play to our strengths.

In response to the OP, women do need men, but only if they're the sort of women who want men. The human race needs men for obvious reasons. Women have to take their need on a case-by-case basis.

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(July 25, 2017 at 10:15 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: In 50 years we may be wondering if humans are obsolete, so maybe the sexes should stick together in the meantime.

Quality smut. Love it.

(July 25, 2017 at 4:49 am)ignoramus Wrote: I've been the official nail polish opener for decades... Them bastards can get a little tough with their small caps...
Sometimes when they're real hard I instinctively put it in my mouth to use my teeth! She goes off at me!  lol!

Ladies, we get the job done ... that's what matters.

Those are your permanent teeth, are they not?

Wife: (in a few years) Darling, your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

I occasionally wonder if I got the wrong set of gonads, because I've always loved doing "guy stuff" from when I was a little kid.

Fashion? Meh. Maybe a run through the second-hand store, but only if I really need something.

Shop for a router or a cordless drill? Hell, yeah!

Baby or wedding shower? Only if I'm being blackmailed to attend. And my reaction to discovering that I had been assigned the job of bridesmaid at a wedding was... interesting. Unprintable words were said and hotel furniture was kicked.

Going to a drag strip to watch things go real fast? I'm in. If they sell Don Garlits or Shirley Muldowney T-shirts there, I'll take one of each.

And I don't own a curling iron but I do have an excellent soldering iron.

Oh, and about that jar -- Turn it upside-down and give the lid a solid thump against the floor to disrupt the vacuum seal, then try opening it.

I do.

My husband is my daddy.

No dear, that dress does not make you look fat.