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If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?

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If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
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If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
July 25, 2017 at 12:13 pm
1. I want to be Back-Man. My superpower would be to cure back pain. You can also call me chiropractor-man

Or

2. I want to have the superpower of having lots of Pokémons. I'll ask Pikachu to warm up my water before bath.

Orrrr

3. I want to be Electronics-products-man. My superpower would be to summon any electronic product I want. My short name would be Electroduct-man
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July 25, 2017 at 12:16 pm
Background man. My power would be flying under the radar.
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July 25, 2017 at 12:18 pm
(July 25, 2017 at 12:16 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Background man. My power would be flying under the radar.

Ha ha ha I love it
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July 25, 2017 at 12:21 pm
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July 25, 2017 at 12:32 pm
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July 25, 2017 at 12:36 pm
I'd choose the power to walk on water, heal the sick, resurrect myself and others from the dead, and provide salvation & grace to my chums.
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July 25, 2017 at 12:49 pm
inducing orgasms in hot hunky hairy men would be . . .


oh, wait, I can already do that.
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July 25, 2017 at 12:52 pm
(July 25, 2017 at 12:49 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: inducing orgasms in hot hunky hairy men would be . . .


oh, wait, I can already do that.
What's your superhero name? Orgasm - man? Sounds a bit mellow.. . You need villains to tremble in fear hearing your name.. Speaking of which Do you like the name butt-fuck man?
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July 25, 2017 at 12:55 pm (This post was last modified: July 25, 2017 at 12:55 pm by vorlon13.)
I picture myself as Trey Parker as a Mormon missionary while I'm doing it.

And it's hard to give my acolytes my name with my mouth full . . .


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July 25, 2017 at 1:03 pm
Reality warper. Everything in one. Or at least have full control over a certain domain.

Being about to save and reload would be nice, like in videogames.

Or maybe something as mundane as people being forced to tell the truth in my presence, so I don't get lied to or taken advantage of anymore

And of course there's the option of just having all the money I could ever want, because wealth would solve nearly every problem I currently have. Even though it may bring with it a different set of problems.
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