(July 22, 2017 at 8:53 am)ignoramus Wrote:

Dead ringer for one of our cats, Tee-tee (Tiny Tiger), aka Cyndi.

While we're on the subject of kitties and universes...

(July 21, 2017 at 4:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(July 21, 2017 at 1:53 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: The other bullshit explanation for gravity is,believe it or not, even crazier

Oh, this I gotta hear ...

Ok. Here you go. The last post of the thread describes the other "theory" (for whatever that word is worth in this instance).

I take no responsibility for brain cells destroyed or IQ points lost by following the above link. These ass-hats get soooo much shit wrong...

(July 29, 2017 at 4:37 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:

(July 21, 2017 at 4:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Oh, this I gotta hear ...

Ok. Here you go. The last post of the thread describes the other "theory" (for whatever that word is worth in this instance).

I take no responsibility for brain cells destroyed or IQ points lost by following the above link. These ass-hats get soooo much shit wrong...

It's rare I stumble upon such a powerful concentration of essence of bullshit.

(July 21, 2017 at 12:59 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(July 20, 2017 at 7:56 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: BTW, as long as there's a guitar in your avatar, I will always be able to recognize you

It's kinda who I am, for better or worse. The neighbors probably cleave to the latter.

Then we should get together. My cousin heard me singing around the house and asked me what I did with the money. I said what money what are you talking about? he said you know the money your mother gave you for singing lessons. I want to know what you did with it.

But occasionally, I'm pretty good. Hey, there are only 8 notes, right. so given a random shot, I'm bound to hit the right one occasionally.

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(July 21, 2017 at 4:57 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:

(July 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Please tell me I misread you. Did you say the round earth is a hoax?

Yes.  The fact that your exchange student friend tells you it is night in china when it is noon over here shows just how vast the conspiracy is. Every thinking person knows sun rise and sunset must happen at exactly the same moment for everyone on our flat earth.

Yes, but some people have a definition for the word "thinking" to which I'm not privy.

(July 31, 2017 at 5:11 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:

(July 21, 2017 at 12:59 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: It's kinda who I am, for better or worse. The neighbors probably cleave to the latter.

Then we should get together. My cousin heard me singing around the house and asked me what I did with the money. I said what money what are you talking about? he said you know the money your mother gave you for singing lessons. I want to know what you did with it.

But occasionally, I'm pretty good. Hey, there are only 8 notes, right. so given a random shot,   I'm bound to hit the right one occasionally.

I think I see the problem ... there are twelve notes in Western music, 15 if you count blues, which I damned sure do.

I think the neighbors here cleave to the worse simply because it's so goddamned loud. Ask around, I've got references!

(July 29, 2017 at 4:37 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:

(July 21, 2017 at 4:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Oh, this I gotta hear ...

Ok. Here you go. The last post of the thread describes the other "theory" (for whatever that word is worth in this instance).

I take no responsibility for brain cells destroyed or IQ points lost by following the above link. These ass-hats get soooo much shit wrong...

Why are pushed down by the noodley appendages, duh

(July 31, 2017 at 8:28 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(July 31, 2017 at 5:11 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Then we should get together. My cousin heard me singing around the house and asked me what I did with the money. I said what money what are you talking about? he said you know the money your mother gave you for singing lessons. I want to know what you did with it.

But occasionally, I'm pretty good. Hey, there are only 8 notes, right. so given a random shot,   I'm bound to hit the right one occasionally.

I think I see the problem ... there are twelve notes in Western music, 15 if you count blues, which I damned sure do.  

So that explains it. I knew there was something. People believe in a flat earth, but they balk at a flat C.

Quote:I think the neighbors here cleave to the worse simply because it's so goddamned loud. Ask around, I've got references!

As long as you pay your bills, they got nothing to say. I do hope you're being careful not to damage your hearing. Take it from me, deafness sucks.

(August 2, 2017 at 7:16 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: As long as you pay your bills, they got nothing to say. I do hope you're being careful not to damage your hearing. Take it from me, deafness sucks.

I keep earplugs on my table, and use them most of the time. As a musician I've got two great fears: deafness, and losing my hands.

(That's why I installed GPS tracking on the mitts).

(August 2, 2017 at 7:41 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(August 2, 2017 at 7:16 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: As long as you pay your bills, they got nothing to say. I do hope you're being careful not to damage your hearing. Take it from me, deafness sucks.

I keep earplugs on my table, and use them most of the time. As a musician I've got two great fears: deafness, and losing my hands.

(That's why I installed GPS tracking on the mitts).

You ought to install GPS tracker on your ear drums.

Btw, Beethoven was deaf as a post.