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Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 3:20 pm
From her description, I gather from sis's visit to the Ark Encounter the smell is reminiscent of Santorum.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 3:31 pm
(August 24, 2017 at 3:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: From her description, I gather from sis's visit to the Ark Encounter the smell is reminiscent of Santorum.

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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 3:37 pm
Other end . . . .
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm
(August 24, 2017 at 3:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Other end . . .  .

There ought to be 5416 varieties of Santorums just from land mammals alone on the ark.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 6:35 am
(August 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 3:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Other end . . .  .

There ought to be 5416 varieties of Santorums just from land mammals alone on the ark.

I thought producing Santorum was why the flood happened in the first place.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 7:46 am
(August 25, 2017 at 6:35 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: There ought to be 5416 varieties of Santorums just from land mammals alone on the ark.

I thought producing Santorum was why the flood happened in the first place.

Evidently not. Pennsylvania remains unflooded.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 10:51 am
(August 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 3:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Other end . . .  .

There ought to be 5416 varieties of Santorums just from land mammals alone on the ark.

ERK !   AND   ERF  !!!


WTF do you think Santorum is?

By definition, it is the extant fecal materials encountered and their emulsification and combination with introduced hydrocarbon and/or silicone and/or water based agents introduced for their lubricity characteristics and human male reproductive secretions.

I'd hope to Goshen the varieties of Santorum on the ark are discretely limited to far fewer than 5416 in number.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 11:25 am (This post was last modified: August 25, 2017 at 11:46 am by Anomalocaris.)
(August 25, 2017 at 10:51 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: There ought to be 5416 varieties of Santorums just from land mammals alone on the ark.

ERK !   AND   ERF  !!!


WTF do you think Santorum is?

By definition, it is the extant fecal materials encountered and their emulsification and combination with introduced hydrocarbon and/or silicone and/or water based agents introduced for their lubricity characteristics and human male reproductive secretions.

I'd hope to Goshen the varieties of Santorum on the ark are discretely limited to far fewer than 5416 in number.


Who can say what happened when Bronze Age patriarch and his family stay cooped up for long periods in close confines with a bewildering variety, mammalian or otherwise, of excretory orifices?
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 11:47 am
(August 24, 2017 at 12:34 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.

Can you imagine what that fucking ark would have smelled like after a day or two?

My eldest sons bedroom probably. I couldnt imagine it smelling worse.



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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 12:02 pm
(August 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 19, 2017 at 1:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . er . . .

eucalyptus ?


Or were we talking about pandas ??


Fuck, I'm turning into a creationist . . .

In Portugal, given the terrible blazes we've been having, eucalyptus plantation is being scrutinized. We had a bad year of forest fires and a big death toll so far.

If we had animals that cleansed their flammable follage, that would be ok.

And yeah dont remember correctly. Is pandas or koalas that love eating eucalyptus?

Drop bears. They need some roughage with all the human flesh they eat.
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