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Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(August 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 19, 2017 at 1:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . er . . .

eucalyptus ?


Or were we talking about pandas ??


Fuck, I'm turning into a creationist . . .

In Portugal, given the terrible blazes we've been having, eucalyptus plantation is being scrutinized. We had a bad year of forest fires and a big death toll so far.

If we had animals that cleansed their flammable follage, that would be ok.

And yeah dont remember correctly. Is pandas or koalas that love eating eucalyptus?

I have a bit of a bunged up nose. I expect a eucalyptus fire would sort that right out.



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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
(August 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 19, 2017 at 1:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . er . . .

eucalyptus ?


Or were we talking about pandas ??


Fuck, I'm turning into a creationist . . .

In Portugal, given the terrible blazes we've been having, eucalyptus plantation is being scrutinized. We had a bad year of forest fires and a big death toll so far.

If we had animals that cleansed their flammable follage, that would be ok.

And yeah dont remember correctly. Is pandas or koalas that love eating eucalyptus?
Koalas! Pandas are much to heavy to fly all the way to Australia after launching from a volcano in Turkey. They did make it to China , though.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
And they still have the bruises and black eyes.
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(August 20, 2017 at 4:56 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(August 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm)LastPoet Wrote: In Portugal, given the terrible blazes we've been having, eucalyptus plantation is being scrutinized. We had a bad year of forest fires and a big death toll so far.

If we had animals that cleansed their flammable follage, that would be ok.

And yeah dont remember correctly. Is pandas or koalas that love eating eucalyptus?
Koalas! Pandas are much to heavy to fly all the way to Australia after launching from a volcano in Turkey. They did make it to China , though.

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(August 20, 2017 at 7:22 am)Cyberman Wrote: And they still have the bruises and black eyes.

Er, no, sorry, that was me. I was drunk and messing with a time machine. I may have also had something to do with giraffes evolving to have long necks. Don't ask.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.
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(August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.

Again, my bad. The digestive tract bacteria I inadvertently introduced into their systems was supposed to do that, but I got it mixed up with whatever bacteria make it possible to believe the shit Ken Ham does. That's why it smells so shitty.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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(August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.

Can you imagine what that fucking ark would have smelled like after a day or two?
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(August 24, 2017 at 12:34 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.

Can you imagine what that fucking ark would have smelled like after a day or two?

After a microsecond, even. Or even outside when all the animals were lining up. Or even just the infrequently bathing Noah family.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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(August 24, 2017 at 12:34 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 12:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: To answer the question that's likely gnawing at everyone: koala farts do NOT smell of eucalyptus.

Can you imagine what that fucking ark would have smelled like after a day or two?

Alot like Ken Ham's "ark" smells packed with chubby middle american fundies.....which, for reference, is grundle.......if I had to guess.

If you want a truly Ken Hammy answer....maybe they all wore urinal cakes around their necks. Magic book doesn't say they didn't. You can't prove they didn't!
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