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Jesus appears on receipt
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 3:20 pm
(July 23, 2011 at 11:03 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Does that mean they are blessed to get a refund?

hmmm.. Thats a thought. I can use that next time i'm shopping.. ;p
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 31, 2011 at 4:59 pm
(July 23, 2011 at 7:23 am)kriskiran Wrote: woo.. Jesus sure is ugly! Wink
He was, it says it in Isaiah 53 and there is no mention of his appearance in the gospels. Beauty isn't everything and it is the utmost human desire, me thinks.
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#33
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 31, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Of course, Isaiah 53 ( or any of it, really) is not about any "messiah"...least of all yours

http://www.messiahtruth.com/isai53a.html

Quote:Isaiah 41:8 But thou, Israel, [art] my servant, Jacob whom I have chosen, the seed of Abraham my friend. [9] [Thou] whom I have taken from the ends of the earth, and called thee from the chief men thereof, and said unto thee, Thou [art] my servant; I have chosen thee, and not cast thee away. (KJV)

[44:1] Yet now hear, O Jacob my servant; and Israel, whom I have chosen: [2] Thus saith the LORD that made thee, and formed thee from the womb, [which] will help thee; Fear not, O Jacob, my servant; and thou, Jesurun, whom I have chosen. (KJV)

[44:21] Remember these, O Jacob and Israel; for thou [art] my servant: I have formed thee; thou [art] my servant: O Israel, thou shalt not be forgotten of me. (KJV)

[45:4] For Jacob my servant's sake, and Israel mine elect, I have even called thee by thy name: I have surnamed thee, though thou hast not known me. (KJV)

I mean, WTF, they are Jews and it is after all their fucking book.

Xtians have an annoying tendency to cherry pick one word out of this pile of dreck and shout " YUP...THERE HE IS!!! THERE'S FUCKING JESUS!!!! HALLELUJAH."

You really do come out looking like shmucks when you do that.
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#34
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 31, 2011 at 6:48 pm
(July 31, 2011 at 5:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I mean, WTF, they are Jews and it is after all their fucking book.

Xtians have an annoying tendency to cherry pick one word out of this pile of dreck and shout " YUP...THERE HE IS!!! THERE'S FUCKING JESUS!!!! HALLELUJAH."

You really do come out looking like shmucks when you do that.

Who said the king was not going to suffer. The prophesy tells of only some of what the king was going to do, how are we to know what the king is going to do altogether. I like how read it is very close to similar to Jesus's life and they just say "did Jesus really do that or Jesus wasnt silent". The Jews killed him in the first place with the use of the Romans. And it says atonement for sins but just for theirs, many times God justified the gentiles( i can get verses if you want). Jews are just butt hurt because God wishes to save all, what an arrogance in which God does not approve, the irony.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 31, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Sorry C, their God, they get to make the rules. You're to be one of the smited...not the smitee.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 31, 2011 at 8:45 pm
(July 31, 2011 at 7:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Sorry C, their God, they get to make the rules. You're to be one of the smited...not the smitee.

I think God gets to makes the rules, but what are u gonna do.Confused Fall
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 31, 2011 at 9:10 pm
C Rod. God isn't real. Welcome to the atheist forums. You might learn something here Smile
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#38
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 31, 2011 at 11:12 pm
(July 31, 2011 at 6:48 pm)C Rod Wrote:
(July 31, 2011 at 5:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I mean, WTF, they are Jews and it is after all their fucking book.

Xtians have an annoying tendency to cherry pick one word out of this pile of dreck and shout " YUP...THERE HE IS!!! THERE'S FUCKING JESUS!!!! HALLELUJAH."

You really do come out looking like shmucks when you do that.

Who said the king was not going to suffer. The prophesy tells of only some of what the king was going to do, how are we to know what the king is going to do altogether. I like how read it is very close to similar to Jesus's life and they just say "did Jesus really do that or Jesus wasnt silent". The Jews killed him in the first place with the use of the Romans. And it says atonement for sins but just for theirs, many times God justified the gentiles( i can get verses if you want). Jews are just butt hurt because God wishes to save all, what an arrogance in which God does not approve, the irony.

Their god is just as fucking phony as your boy but it remains their book and they get to interpret it.

Xtians really are assholes when they try to tell Jews how to be Jews.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 2, 2011 at 7:28 pm
(July 31, 2011 at 5:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Their god is just as fucking phony as your boy but it remains their book and they get to interpret it.

Xtians really are assholes when they try to tell Jews how to be Jews.

The interpretation of truth is what im after not the Jews telling what it says. Before the Bible was translated to English the priest had total control of what was told, the Church still threatened to kill anyone who read the scripture in any language other than Latin… though Latin was not an original language of the scriptures. http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-englis...e-history/ Many translators were killed yet it was still translated. Change came when there needed to be change. Sill Jews, God is for everybody.
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♪Oh, I get lost in my mind Lost, I get lost I get Lost in my mind Lost in my Mind Yes, I get lost in my mind Lost, I get lost I get lost I get lost Oh, I get♪ -The Head and the Heart
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 2, 2011 at 7:32 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2011 at 7:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
So, finally, jesus on a receipt. What's the retailers return policy? Seriously you don't seem to like jews very much CRod. I agree, hogging god would be terrible.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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