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What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
#41
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
(October 16, 2017 at 11:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 10:37 pm)Aegon Wrote: "Good" beer tastes like piss

How dare you, sir.

How dare they? Seems to me someone was calling my favorite beer piss earlier in this thread. Tongue

(Brian37 removes white glove, finger by finger slowly with look of contempt, slaps Cthulhu with glove across both face cheeks, challenges him to duel at high noon.)

How dare they? HOW DARE YOU good sir! Big Grin

Fosters dark is not piss. I take umbrage to that remark.
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#42
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
If we ran out of beer, we might as well give up on our National pride and join Holland or Germany or France or Spain or whatever, again.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#43
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
(October 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Ran out of booze 31 years ago.

Other than having a crawlspace that would scare the piss out of Jeffrey Dahmer, I think I've coped with it quite well.

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(October 16, 2017 at 7:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: "We've secretly replaced Brian37's Fosters with syphilitic donkey piss.  Let's see if he notices."

Here is the Airplane clip I was originally looking for but could not find. Us old fogies remember the coffee switcharoo adds on TV.



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#44
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
(October 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Ran out of booze 31 years ago.

Other than having a crawlspace that would scare the piss out of Jeffrey Dahmer, I think I've coped with it quite well.

John Wayne Gacy was the one with the crawlspace, Dahmer was the freezer guy. (My hex-wife was into serial killers. Wanted to be one, I think.)
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#45
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
using Gacy in the quip wasn't as funny
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#46
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
(October 17, 2017 at 8:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: using Gacy in the  quip wasn't as funny

But you were clowning around...
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#47
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
(October 17, 2017 at 7:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Ran out of booze 31 years ago.

Other than having a crawlspace that would scare the piss out of Jeffrey Dahmer, I think I've coped with it quite well.

John Wayne Gacy was the one with the crawlspace, Dahmer was the freezer guy. (My hex-wife was into serial killers. Wanted to be one, I think.)


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#48
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
(October 17, 2017 at 8:33 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 17, 2017 at 7:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: John Wayne Gacy was the one with the crawlspace, Dahmer was the freezer guy. (My hex-wife was into serial killers. Wanted to be one, I think.)



But enough about Washington.
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#49
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
(October 17, 2017 at 8:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 17, 2017 at 8:33 am)Brian37 Wrote:


But enough about Washington.

You mean the White House. 

If one were to take a drink every time 45 said something bat shit insane, you'd be dead from alcohol poisoning in less than 30 minutes.
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#50
RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
(October 16, 2017 at 11:06 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: To the OP; that is what my vape pen is for. Yay Oregon!

Fosters; Australian for Budweiser! The dark one is ok, but I grew out of drinking low quality beer a while ago.

Did you know that Budweiser cornered the market on monkey piss? That is their main ingredient for their beer; that and rice.

You been deep lurking or what?  LOL

Totally lurking! I hit this page up most days that I am at work. I either don't find anything to connect with or I just don't have the time to present a reasonable response to something I care about. I've been a family man for about 7 years now so I don't while away the hours the same way I used to.
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