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What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?

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What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 6:47 am
(October 16, 2017 at 11:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 10:37 pm)Aegon Wrote: "Good" beer tastes like piss

How dare you, sir.

How dare they? Seems to me someone was calling my favorite beer piss earlier in this thread. Tongue

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How dare they? HOW DARE YOU good sir! Big Grin

Fosters dark is not piss. I take umbrage to that remark.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 7:04 am
If we ran out of beer, we might as well give up on our National pride and join Holland or Germany or France or Spain or whatever, again.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 7:18 am (This post was last modified: October 17, 2017 at 7:31 am by Brian37.)
(October 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Ran out of booze 31 years ago.

Other than having a crawlspace that would scare the piss out of Jeffrey Dahmer, I think I've coped with it quite well.

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(October 16, 2017 at 7:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: "We've secretly replaced Brian37's Fosters with syphilitic donkey piss.  Let's see if he notices."

Here is the Airplane clip I was originally looking for but could not find. Us old fogies remember the coffee switcharoo adds on TV.



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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 7:34 am
(October 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Ran out of booze 31 years ago.

Other than having a crawlspace that would scare the piss out of Jeffrey Dahmer, I think I've coped with it quite well.

John Wayne Gacy was the one with the crawlspace, Dahmer was the freezer guy. (My hex-wife was into serial killers. Wanted to be one, I think.)
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 8:19 am
using Gacy in the quip wasn't as funny
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 8:20 am
(October 17, 2017 at 8:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: using Gacy in the  quip wasn't as funny

But you were clowning around...
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 8:33 am
(October 17, 2017 at 7:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Ran out of booze 31 years ago.

Other than having a crawlspace that would scare the piss out of Jeffrey Dahmer, I think I've coped with it quite well.

John Wayne Gacy was the one with the crawlspace, Dahmer was the freezer guy. (My hex-wife was into serial killers. Wanted to be one, I think.)


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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 8:48 am
(October 17, 2017 at 8:33 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 17, 2017 at 7:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: John Wayne Gacy was the one with the crawlspace, Dahmer was the freezer guy. (My hex-wife was into serial killers. Wanted to be one, I think.)



But enough about Washington.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 8:54 am
(October 17, 2017 at 8:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 17, 2017 at 8:33 am)Brian37 Wrote:


But enough about Washington.

You mean the White House. 

If one were to take a drink every time 45 said something bat shit insane, you'd be dead from alcohol poisoning in less than 30 minutes.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 17, 2017 at 9:51 am
(October 16, 2017 at 11:06 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: To the OP; that is what my vape pen is for. Yay Oregon!

Fosters; Australian for Budweiser! The dark one is ok, but I grew out of drinking low quality beer a while ago.

Did you know that Budweiser cornered the market on monkey piss? That is their main ingredient for their beer; that and rice.

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