(October 31, 2017 at 10:14 pm)Hammy Wrote:

(October 31, 2017 at 1:30 am)Little lunch Wrote: I love sex and I love massages.
Massages seem to be a lot harder to obtain.

You forgot to end your post with hashtag humble brag. You lucky bugger!

Or with “I only get six massages a week.”

I've had two sex partners. One lasted two weeks and the other 2 years. I'm 29

And I'm not ugly, stupid or a fucking bastard, go figure!

Oh yeah maybe not leaving the house is part of the problem

I'm surprised that despite the gigantic size of the internet I can't find any women who is up for an online relationship like I am, though.

(October 31, 2017 at 10:22 pm)Hammy Wrote: I've had two sex partners. One lasted two weeks and the other 2 years. I'm 29

And I'm not ugly, stupid or a fucking bastard, go figure!

Oh yeah maybe not leaving the house is part of the problem

It’s hard to get out of the house if you spend every day jacking off like a bonobo on speed.

Just a thought . . .

Women have the uncanny knack of being able to smell desperation a mile away. :-)

As a wise man once said -

You can't hurry love, no
You just have to wait.
Cause love don't come easy,
It's a game of give and take.

(October 31, 2017 at 5:25 pm)Whateverist Wrote:

(October 31, 2017 at 2:51 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I think if you have great love and care for the person, and if you align with them in every other way, you won't leave them over just the sex not being great. There's so much more to people than that, and so much more to a relationship and to love.

Couldn't agree more with all of that except the idea that you need to marry them. There are many, many wonderful people in the world, but you can only marry one of them. Of course marriage will be about more than sex but, unless you're intending to be a swinger, they will be the only person with whom you enjoy sex. Think about that a minute. Sex isn't the only or even the best thing in life, but it is a pretty darned good thing at the very least. They say that money and sex are the things married couples fight over the most. If your partner has two left feet in bed, can you be so sure it won't negatively affect the marriage? So why not make sure that person is at least adequate for your needs before you sign that contract? It is more fair to both of you really.

Well, because like I said: if I love someone and care for them very much, and we align in every other way, I'm not going to have sex with them as some sort of "test" and then ditch them if it isn't up to my standards. I mean, doing that sounds pretty shitty to be honest. Especially because performance in the bedroom is an area that can be improved on with time if there is open communication, commitment, and a desire to please the other person.

Besides, I don't see sex as being a purely physical thing, independent from the person you have it with. I feel like the emotional connection and affection you have for the other person are an important part of what would make the sex enjoyable.

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(October 31, 2017 at 2:51 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: But with that being said, I can't imagine sex being bad if it's someone you love a lot and have a strong attraction for. If you both care about each other, you should have open communication about sex, about what feels good, what doesn't, and you can work together at being better for each other.

If you enjoy their conversational style and you enjoy dancing with them, admittedly, the chances are very good you will also hit it off in the bedroom. I also agree that if you are open with each other and both are motivated to make it work, your chances are good. But do watch for certain tell tale signs of trouble ahead. For example, if they never audibly fart in your presence, how certain can you be that they aren't holding back other things as well?

No farting in relationships. Farts are ew.

(October 31, 2017 at 11:49 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:

(October 31, 2017 at 5:25 pm)Whateverist Wrote: If you enjoy their conversational style and you enjoy dancing with them, admittedly, the chances are very good you will also hit it off in the bedroom.  I also agree that if you are open with each other and both are motivated to make it work, your chances are good.  But do watch for certain tell tale signs of trouble ahead.  For example, if they never audibly fart in your presence, how certain can you be that they aren't holding back other things as well?

No farting in relationships. Farts are ew.

I think you're holding something back.

(October 31, 2017 at 10:26 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:

(October 31, 2017 at 10:22 pm)Hammy Wrote: I've had two sex partners. One lasted two weeks and the other 2 years. I'm 29

And I'm not ugly, stupid or a fucking bastard, go figure!

Oh yeah maybe not leaving the house is part of the problem

It’s hard to get out of the house if you spend every day jacking off like a bonobo on speed.

Just a thought . . .

That must be a paradox.

I only jack off that much because I'm so horny and if I wasn't horny enough to jack off that much I wouldn't even want a sex partner

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(October 31, 2017 at 10:34 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Women have the uncanny knack of being able to smell desperation a mile away. :-)

Oh I'm not desperate at all. That's why I am quite self-satisfied.

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(November 1, 2017 at 12:16 am)Whateverist Wrote:

(October 31, 2017 at 11:49 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: No farting in relationships. Farts are ew.

I think you're holding something back.

Farts are yucky, as in cringey, and lame, because they represent an unholy lack of expression of their true selves. A fart reaches its full potential only when it results in a poop. Some would say that's pushing it, but pushing it is exactly what's required. It is indeed an unholy lack of expression of the true self, and most ungodly and unchristian, to fail to poop. There is nothing more unholy than when a fart-making-pooper-hole fails to express its whole hole.

I swear I could almost smell fart while reading that.

I don't know where I read this, but.... considering sex-toys are getting more and more advanced... even connected to your wifi... would hacking your sexbot be a form of sexual assault?

This is my hand.

This is my hand on electronics.