(December 14, 2017 at 3:27 pm)Whateverist Wrote: First a little entertainment:







But seriously, who wants to lock their biomass away from the rest of the living world?  Not me.  Instead of a hand painted coffin I think I might prefer to weave a shroud.  I wonder if I could get away with getting buried in my own garden.  You know, one last chance to stick it to the man.  

If there is no one around to give me that sort of send off I guess I'd settle for cremation but then those ashes have got to be scattered, not locked away in a little concrete box.  Ugh.

I already told you in my "Fish Story" thread!

When I die, I want to be cremated. Have a big party and then unceremoniously flush me down the toilet.

When my molecules reach the sea, the tiny sea creatures will eat my molecules. Then the small sea creatures will eat the tiny sea creatures. Then the small fish will eat the small creatures.

Then the big fish will eat the small fish and then you will eat the big fish! I'm sorry, did I taste fishy?

Then you unceremoniously flush me down the toilet! This happens over and over again until all my molecules are spread throughout the entire planet!

Then the rapture occurs and everyone is happy. That is, except for me.

I say to God, "Where are my arms?" God replies, "I could not find them". I, mocking God say, "what do you mean 'You could not find them!'" I further explain, "How do You expect me to masturbate with out any arms?!" God, shaking His head and wagging His finger, mocks me and says, "I do NOT 'expect you to masturbate!'" I said, "Why not!" God replies, "Well Bill is just that I umm...couldn't find THAT either".

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Anyone anticipating the circumstances of their demise and it includes salmon mousse ??

I'm just glad that someone died, as a donor, and gave me my transplanted new right cornea to see again. The donor was a female so, I am part female! And for that, I am very, very proud! She's GORGEOUS!

Anyone who thinks salmon mousse is a neat idea well deserves a visit from the grim reaper.

I would go buried in some nuclear waste site. No need to contaminate further. Its the only way to be sure.

(December 15, 2017 at 9:15 pm)Dnte Wrote:

(December 15, 2017 at 5:19 pm)pocaracas Wrote: As it is with all text-based communication, sarcasm doesn't pass through very well without some extra clues.
A smiley at the end... or, sometimes, people use a fictional bbcode tag [/sarcasm]...

Failure to include some clue, transforms your sarcasm into assholishness, which isn't really something people like to read.

Oh really? I didn't read the internet manual on cybernetic sarcasm. How inconvenient and rude of me!

Took me half a second.

Netiquette

(December 16, 2017 at 6:18 am)LastPoet Wrote: I would go buried in some nuclear waste site. No need to contaminate further. Its the only way to be sure.

Well, dropping you into the sun would truly be the only way to be absolutely sure . . .

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(December 16, 2017 at 12:10 pm)Succubus Wrote: ARMY TRAINING CORPSE

Quote:Sun man learns how to fight zombies at dead tough bootcamp.
Brits are waking up to a new obsession with the undead – and now a £120-a-head intense combat training course in Worcestershire will teach you how to battle the monsters.

I feel so unclean clicking that link to see where it went to. Urrrrgh.

body farm or being catapulted into North Korea

Either one, really.