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RE: Make me a name.
August 22, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Solid plan, but those arabs will fight to the last man, and are not averse to kamikaze strikes. They will defeat the welsh, and afterwards they will use the power of religion to turn all of the stupid people in your nations against you.
Far wiser to ensure obliteration of one's foes. Pron can come later, when there are no more muslims to take offense and hide the women beneath burkas 
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RE: Make me a name.
August 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Rule 34, burka porn.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Make me a name.
August 22, 2011 at 1:18 pm
(August 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Rule 34, burka porn.
Wouldn't apply anymore, as it would no longer exist without muslims. Poor porn choice really, but I guess men really don't nee much... a big pillow-shaped lump is probably enough most days 
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RE: Make me a name.
August 22, 2011 at 1:45 pm
That's right baby, bat your eyelashes! fap fap fap fap.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Make me a name.
August 22, 2011 at 1:59 pm
hmmm...I can think of many names for you:
Shit Head
Fart Face
Fuck Nut
Ass Nugget
Shit Fritter
Dingle Berry
and Queef Muffin
Of course, those are the more friendlier names I have for you
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RE: Make me a name.
August 23, 2011 at 2:37 am
(August 22, 2011 at 1:59 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: hmmm...I can think of many names for you:
Shit Head
Fart Face
Fuck Nut
Ass Nugget
Shit Fritter
Dingle Berry
and Queef Muffin
Of course, those are the more friendlier names I have for you
WHy I love these names indeed, and I thank you for the gift. Now I"ll set to work awarding these honorifics to the forum goer's under my control ^_^
Forever now, will Napoleon be known as 'Shit Head'. Perfectly suiting, I find
Given his propensity for farting, I hereby deem Revvie: Fart Face. What an honor.
Given that he is fucking nuts, I grant fr0d0 the glorious title of Fuck Nut.
And my they always be Golden, Cinjin the Ass Nugget of Gold.
Shit Fritters are delicious... so this title must be given to someone absolutely delectable... I vote Summer 
Dingle Berries are good with strawberries... so we need to find someone sweet... like panda bear Rhythm
Queef Muffins are fantastically fattening... and so this goes to the morbidly obese Synackaon 
The friendly names are great... what are the other names you have for me, slave?
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RE: Make me a name.
August 23, 2011 at 9:51 am
What about Lord Extreme Aborter?
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RE: Make me a name.
August 23, 2011 at 12:58 pm
(August 23, 2011 at 2:37 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Forever now, will Napoleon be known as 'Shit Head'. Perfectly suiting, I find
I'm honoured.
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RE: Make me a name.
August 23, 2011 at 1:26 pm
(August 23, 2011 at 9:51 am)frankiej Wrote: What about Lord Extreme Aborter?
As I don't know if anyone here has had an abortion, I wouldn't know who to give that to 
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RE: Make me a name.
August 23, 2011 at 6:51 pm
(August 23, 2011 at 2:37 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: And my they always be Golden, Cinjin the Ass Nugget of Gold.
I've been called worse ..... and they certainly never ended in 'of gold.'
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