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Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 3:55 pm
I thought I could give you all an easy jab. lol
This is the email I got today from one of my clients. I don't believe I was supposed to get it since this particular client knows how I feel about Christianity and usually keeps his religious nonsense to himself.
Enjoy ... it really is lunacy.
email Wrote:God's constancy may be observed in the hatching of eggs.
For example:
-the eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days;
-those of the canary in 14 days;
-those of the barnyard hen in 21 days;
-The eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days;
-those of the mallard in 35 days;
-The eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days.
(Notice, they are all divisible by seven, the number of days in a week!)
God's wisdom is seen in the making of an elephant... The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same direction. (He has four knees.) No other quadruped is so made. God planned that this animal would have a huge body, too large to live on two legs... For this reason He gave it four fulcrums so that it can rise from the ground easily.
The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first. A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first. How wise the Lord is in all His works of creation!
God's wisdom is revealed in His arrangement of sections and segments, as well as in the number of grains.
-Each watermelon has an even number of stripes on the rind.
-Each orange has an even number of segments.
-Each ear of corn has an even number of rows.
-Each stalk of wheat has an even number of grains.
-Every bunch of bananas has on its lowest row an even number of bananas, and each row decreases by one, so that one row has an even number and the next row an odd number.
-The waves of the sea roll in on shore twenty-six to the minute in all kinds of weather.
All grains are found in even numbers on the stalks, and the Lord specified thirty fold, sixty fold, and a hundred fold - all even numbers.
God has caused the flowers to blossom at certain specified times during the day, so that Linnaeus, the great botanist, once said that if he had a conservatory containing the right kind of soil, moisture and temperature, he could tell the time of day or night by the flowers that were open and those that were closed!
The lives of each of you may be ordered by the Lord in a beautiful way for His glory, if you will only entrust Him with your life.. If you try to regulate your own life, it will only be a mess and a failure. Only the One Who made the brain and the heart can successfully guide them to a profitable end.
I HOPE YOU FIND THIS AS FASCINATING AS I DID.....WOW!!!!
May God Bless You In Ways You Never Even Dreamed Today!
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 3:58 pm
(This post was last modified: August 22, 2011 at 4:01 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL, not a lot of odd numbers in cellular division. Wonder why that is....  Stopwatch a hatching egg and see how exact the process is..lol. Wonder how many martian days it takes?
"Numbers and stuff ergo god"
Fucking morons.
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 4:01 pm
AHHHHH! THE STUPID!!! IT BURNS!!!
/screeching
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 4:31 pm
That WOW! part really made me laugh
If I die and god is real, im so screwed.
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 5:07 pm
"The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first. A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first. How wise the Lord is in all His works of creation!"
Aside from this being the one of most blatently stupid peices of shit I've ever laid eyes on, how the fuck does this support the original point of the e-mail that god is consistent?
Stupid this stupid doesn't make me want to laugh, it makes me want to weep.
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 5:18 pm
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Riiiiiight..
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 8:15 pm
How awesome is it that elephants have four knees?!
O right ... it's not.
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 8:21 pm
I hate emails like that.
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RE: Incredulous Logic
August 22, 2011 at 8:27 pm
(August 22, 2011 at 8:21 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: I hate emails like that.
Really?! I would think it would be more likely that you were the author.
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