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Running Xmas jokes, what ya got?

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Running Xmas jokes, what ya got?
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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Running Xmas jokes, what ya got?
December 27, 2017 at 11:14 am
Last year the first present Boss Lady opened contained a pack of Post-it notes. (Confused.) 

Second one had a package of paper clips. (Confusedx2)

Third one contained staples. (Confusedxall of them.)

Then she opened a package with a cat post-it holder.  Cat paper clip holder. Cat stapler.

This year her first present was a car power adapter.  She stopped right there and said, "Can we please cut to the car?"  Big Grin
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RE: Running Xmas jokes, what ya got?
December 27, 2017 at 11:31 am
A couple of years ago, my nieces gave me a little box as a present. I opened it up, and it was another wrapped box. This went on for some progressively smaller boxes until finally a tiny box held a gift card. It was pretty funny. Like those dolls with smaller dolls inside.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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RE: Running Xmas jokes, what ya got?
December 27, 2017 at 11:52 am
(December 27, 2017 at 11:31 am)Chad32 Wrote: A couple of years ago, my nieces gave me a little box as a present. I opened it up, and it was another wrapped box. This went on for some progressively smaller boxes until finally a tiny box held a gift card. It was pretty funny. Like those dolls with smaller dolls inside.

Those are Russian dolls, the little wooden ones. I forgot what the name for those are.
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RE: Running Xmas jokes, what ya got?
December 27, 2017 at 12:14 pm
(December 27, 2017 at 11:52 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 27, 2017 at 11:31 am)Chad32 Wrote: A couple of years ago, my nieces gave me a little box as a present. I opened it up, and it was another wrapped box. This went on for some progressively smaller boxes until finally a tiny box held a gift card. It was pretty funny. Like those dolls with smaller dolls inside.

Those are Russian dolls, the little wooden ones. I forgot what the name for those are.

Those are matryoshka.
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RE: Running Xmas jokes, what ya got?
December 27, 2017 at 2:27 pm
(December 27, 2017 at 11:52 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 27, 2017 at 11:31 am)Chad32 Wrote: A couple of years ago, my nieces gave me a little box as a present. I opened it up, and it was another wrapped box. This went on for some progressively smaller boxes until finally a tiny box held a gift card. It was pretty funny. Like those dolls with smaller dolls inside.

Those are Russian dolls, the little wooden ones. I forgot what the name for those are.

Babooshka dolls.
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