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Orcas Mimicking Human Speech
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 (February 1, 2018 at 11:15 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Please, they shit where they live and don't have the sense to cook their food. That's why they have worms. Now that they know how to talk maybe they could ask us where the bathroom is? The only good orca is a dead orca. Do you shit inside your house or out in the woods? Think atomization!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
How many times do I have to tell people that I shit sunbeams? Fun fact, that's why orcas went into the water, because they're evil..and can't stand the light of day.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Mimicking human speech alone shows they're obviously smarter than a lot of humans are; mentioning no names of courseDonaldTrump.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (February 1, 2018 at 8:48 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(February 1, 2018 at 8:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'll stick with this guy. I used to have a rainbow lorikeet. The only words he learned, no matter how much I tried, were "hello" and "fuck you". He would fly around the house screaming "fuck you!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (February 2, 2018 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 1, 2018 at 8:48 pm)Whateverist Wrote: All I know is if my bird imitated me going off like that, no video recordings would be allowed off the premises. But of course, a chip off the old block. I suppose "kill the fucking interns" was just too much for them.
One of my aunts had a paraquat - he was a poisonous little bastard (actually he wasn't, but I needed it for the joke) - called Chico. I recall one time when he was pecking at something between tiles on a side shelf thing, and my aunt 'threatened' him with a clenched fist, saying "you want some of this?" Whereupon he looked up at her and squared up to her, ducking his head and going "come on, then!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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