I really like #14.

1. How do you spell out the letter "H"?
2. Who invented those red buttons to open doors? Why, when there's room, aren't there sliding doors? Able-bodies beat us to the red buttons, anyway.
3. The OP's #14 sounds like something I'd have liked to do on Royal Caribbean if I didn't know better.
4. So, did Dave ever figure out from his friends---Bob and Jim?---how the go was going?

Nice on number #12

-I remember when 'roll out of bed' was just an expression.

-I knew I was middle-aged when I'd met so many people that every person I met reminded me of someone else.

-If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, I'd never need a dollar.

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(March 8, 2018 at 1:18 am)c172 Wrote: 1. How do you spell out the letter "H"?
2. Who invented those red buttons to open doors? Why, when there's room, aren't there sliding doors? Able-bodies beat us to the red buttons, anyway.
3. The OP's #14 sounds like something I'd have liked to do on Royal Caribbean if I didn't know better.
4. So, did Dave ever figure out from his friends---Bob and Jim?---how the go was going?

 1) aitch= H
 2) Red Buttons, that's what the bellhop said, Red Buttons will give everyone an autograph.
 4) Dave heard they went.
 

GC

Not only does shower water makes your farts more stinky, but it also brings about an equality, making all farts smell the same.

I can relate to #9

My daughter was reading me some of these off of a thing she saw on IG. I felt some of them were share-worthy.