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Ask an anomalocaris
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Ask an anomalocaris
I am anamalocaris.  

Meaning of my name:  strange shrimp.

What I am: no one is really sure, I look like a cross between a manta ray and a lobster, and I have a wicked mouth unlike any other that looks like circular saw with teeth turned inwards.

My size:  up to 6 feet, probably around 100-200 lbs.

My family:  I seem to have significant unique features not found on anyone else, and I lack key features that would definitely identify me as members of any larger family.

My senses:  I have more facets in my compound eyes than any others.  I can form high resolution stereo images using each facet as a pixel.  I may even have color vision.

Angel

Ask away:
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#2
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
Ever been to a good Aussie barbeque?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ever been to a good Aussie barbeque?

Yes. Smoked kangaroo was delicious.
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(March 20, 2018 at 12:55 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ever been to a good Aussie barbeque?

Yes. Smoked kangaroo was delicious.

But you survived?

For some reason my fellow countrymen are legendary for shrimp on the barbie.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#5
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
Aren't you supposed to be extinct?
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#6
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
(March 20, 2018 at 1:02 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Aren't you supposed to be extinct?

Apparently not.  Even though many people jumped to that conclusion.

(March 20, 2018 at 12:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 12:55 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Yes.  Smoked kangaroo was delicious.

But you survived?

For some reason my fellow countrymen are legendary for shrimp on the barbie.

This shrimp is happy to get on any Barbie.
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#7
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
Drawn butter or a cognac sauce?
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#8
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Were you or any of your friend injured in the explosion?


(Pre-Cambrian explosion.)
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What was it like living in the world before god was invented?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Ask an anomalocaris
(March 20, 2018 at 1:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Were you or any of your friend injured in the explosion?


(Pre-Cambrian explosion.)

Yes. Many of them were petrified.

(March 20, 2018 at 1:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What was it like living in the world before  god was invented?

It was awful, swimming around, chewing on trilobites all day without knowing how I will be saved and where I will be saved to.
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