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Ask an anomalocaris
#11
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
(March 20, 2018 at 2:11 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 1:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Were you or any of your friend injured in the explosion?


(Pre-Cambrian explosion.)

Yes.  Many of them were petrified.


But let's say it wasn't a Saturday night...
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#12
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
(March 20, 2018 at 2:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 20, 2018 at 2:11 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Yes.  Many of them were petrified.


But let's say it wasn't a Saturday night...

On Friday night before the Cambrian explosion my friends were all burrowing happily along in the sediment, leaving nothing but trace fossils, blissfully unaware tgat the halcyon days are numbered and soon they would be dragged kicking and squeaking up the evolutionary ladder towards believing they were made by a creator who fucked his own mother to give himself birth.
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#13
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How does a shrimp access the internet?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#14
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Same way as anyone else..by hammering p-r-o-n into their browser..typo or not.  Wink
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#15
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(March 20, 2018 at 5:32 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: How does a shrimp access the internet?

Through a combination of telepathy and telekenesis.
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#16
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Don't bullshit us, you have six workable appendages at least.  Fucking prawn!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#17
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Who's stronger: you or Jean Gray?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#18
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(March 20, 2018 at 5:38 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Don't bullshit us, you have six workable appendages at least.  Fucking prawn!

Actually only two, that’s related to the reason why I am called strange shrimp. But who needs appendages when one has mutant powers.

(March 20, 2018 at 5:39 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Who's stronger: you or Jean Gray?

I was telekinesing when her ancestors were still shooting their wads into open ocean in the hopes of fertilizing a couple of eggs that happen to drift by.
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#19
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How elite are you?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#20
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
(March 20, 2018 at 7:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: How elite are you?

I am the most apex of apex predators in history, being 3 times larger than any other creature in my world.
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