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Ask an anomalocaris
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 RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 5:29 pm
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 5:30 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(March 20, 2018 at 2:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(March 20, 2018 at 2:11 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Yes. Many of them were petrified. On Friday night before the Cambrian explosion my friends were all burrowing happily along in the sediment, leaving nothing but trace fossils, blissfully unaware tgat the halcyon days are numbered and soon they would be dragged kicking and squeaking up the evolutionary ladder towards believing they were made by a creator who fucked his own mother to give himself birth. 
How does a shrimp access the internet?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 5:35 pm
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 5:35 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Same way as anyone else..by hammering p-r-o-n into their browser..typo or not.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 5:38 pm
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 5:39 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Don't bullshit us, you have six workable appendages at least. Fucking prawn!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Who's stronger: you or Jean Gray?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
RE: Ask an anomalocaris
March 20, 2018 at 6:00 pm
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 6:03 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(March 20, 2018 at 5:38 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Don't bullshit us, you have six workable appendages at least. Fucking prawn! Actually only two, that’s related to the reason why I am called strange shrimp. But who needs appendages when one has mutant powers. (March 20, 2018 at 5:39 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Who's stronger: you or Jean Gray? I was telekinesing when her ancestors were still shooting their wads into open ocean in the hopes of fertilizing a couple of eggs that happen to drift by. 
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