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Jesus Thread
#51
RE: Jesus Thread
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#52
RE: Jesus Thread
Did the Jesus thread ride into town on a donkey yet?

Where are the palm fronds ?


Anyone want to shout "Hosanna" ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#53
RE: Jesus Thread
(March 28, 2018 at 9:36 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Did the Jesus thread ride into town on a donkey yet?

Where are the palm fronds ?


Anyone want to shout "Hosanna" ??

No.

But I have Toto's Rosanna stuck in my head and I received an anonymous bunch of roses yesterday.

Does that count?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#54
RE: Jesus Thread
(March 28, 2018 at 9:36 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Did the Jesus thread ride into town on a donkey yet?

Where are the palm fronds ?


Anyone want to shout "Hosanna" ??

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Just another little holy fuckup!
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#55
RE: Jesus Thread
(March 28, 2018 at 1:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(March 28, 2018 at 9:36 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Did the Jesus thread ride into town on a donkey yet?

Where are the palm fronds ?


Anyone want to shout "Hosanna" ??

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Just another little holy fuckup!

No, Jesus was was riding the donkey while giving the horse oral*

*Roberts, that is**

**Nah, not really...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#56
RE: Jesus Thread
BTW, "jebus'" holy followers stole them from some villagers.


Quote:King James Bible

Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me.

Matty  21:2

Not a word about payment.  Fucker was as big a stiff as the WLB!
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#57
RE: Jesus Thread
Had the concept and business plan for a horse/donkey rental establishment been worked out back then ??

Did they need to leave a deposit, for instance??

Was there an additional charge for a late return, or failing to rewind the horse ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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