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My anaconda don't want none...

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My anaconda don't want none...
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 3:14 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 3:07 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: This took an interesting turn.  I never had any interest with anything to do with the butthole. And to some extent, this reminds me of a time me when my brother bought me a very good bottle of Scotch for my Birthday (+$100).  Now I found out it was very much worth that extra money.  I was perfectly fine before, and drinking a $40-$50 Scotch made me happy. But now I knew what I was missing.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss!

Try a few drops of $100 Scotch on butthole. Will imbue a rich smoky flavor.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 3:34 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 2:58 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Lol I guess if you like the taste and essence of poop

How do you know it's gross if you haven't tried it?  Big Grin
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 3:40 pm
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 3:48 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 3:49 pm by Neo-Scholastic.)
Disgusted..
queasy..
curious...
intrigued...
interested..
interested...
very interested...
excited...
very excited...
exhausted...
ashamed...

(hat tip: Norm McDonald)
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 4:13 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 3:34 pm)FFaith Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 2:58 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Lol I guess if you like the taste and essence of poop

How do you know it's gross if you haven't tried it?  Big Grin

How do I know poop is gross??
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 4:31 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 4:13 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 3:34 pm)FFaith Wrote: How do you know it's gross if you haven't tried it?  Big Grin

How do I know poop is gross??

Have you ever tried it? Have you, huh huh?
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 4:53 pm
Nope.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 5:09 pm
I don't have any desire to try eating a dead runt pig covered in maggots no matter what anyone says.
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April 13, 2018 at 5:37 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 4:13 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 3:34 pm)FFaith Wrote: How do you know it's gross if you haven't tried it?  Big Grin

How do I know poop is gross??


Well, poop is gross most of the time. But with a really hot girl it can be a turn on. Just like feet. Feet are the ugliest thing in the world, but can be super hot also when they're pretty feet. Of course I'm not talking about clumps of shit. Just a little left over that wasn't wiped away properly.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 13, 2018 at 5:38 pm
Hahahahahaha!!!!

That is hysterical but absolutely disgusting lol.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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